You know, those moments when your face turns so scarlet-red that your eyes begin to water, and you wish you could shrink down to the size of an ant and hide?
My most embarrassing moment that really made me blush. When I was in university I was dating this girl, we use to make out at one particular place near her dorm, and I would always wear a long pull over in case I got, lets say, excited to be around her, anyway one heavy make out session a number of her flats mates walked passed while we where getting up and the long pull over did its job and hide a very obvious erection, then, for some weird reason, can't remember exactly why, I landed up lifting my hands way above my head, which in turn pulled the pullover up exposing my erection to about 10 girls. there was a moment silence and then one girl said that I was obviously HAPPY to see them, and the others started to laugh.
If the world could have swallowed me whole.
Typing this reminded me of another very embarrassing moment, and I think being embarrassed by your parents has to be the worst!.
I was spending the weekend and my parents house with my girlfriend at the time, and in the morning, my mom called out to us that they were going for a walk and would be back in about half and hour. I winked at my girlfriend and we preceded to have sex, as we were in new surroundings we decided to be extra noisy about it, so there was a lot of hooting and hollering going on. and we didn't notice my mom and dad coming back from the walk. just about the time were where going to orgasm my mom started to bang tin bowls together in the kitchen to make a noise so that we would get the hint that they where home. eeeeekkk. It took me about 4 hours to get the courage to show my face.
I got a good one because it's pretty funny now but not at the time it happened.
When my daughter was about 3 years old, we were in a line-up at the grocery store and there was a black lady behind us. I noticed my daughter staring at the lady (rarely a black person where I live) and thought she was just interested in her different skin color. Sure enough, she tugs on my pants leg to ask a question so I turn to her and wait for it. She points at the lady and states in a loud voice "we don't like black people do we daddy". OMG, I nearly passed out right there. I was profusely apologizing to the woman and saying that I don't know where that came from and she certainly didn't hear it at home. She just kept a stern look on her face and I paid for the groceries and scattered from the store.
It turns out that there was a new black child in her daycare and she picked up this statement from some of the older after-school children.
I got a few more but I still laugh about that one.
HAHAHA. Oh no! That's horrible, lol. Extremely funny, but unquestionably humiliating. Funny stuff. - 2 months ago
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Well we were in math class reviewing some material and I already knew it well. And I started daydreaming about my crush. And I was dreaming about us kissing and all that kind of stuff. Well I heard the teacher say "Hailey what I the answer to number 5" and I blurted out my cruseh's name for the whole class to hear. And worse yet, my crush sat 2 seats over from me. Omg I wanted to die.
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