A guy that is so clean most people think he's gay! Always smells good and has the look that follows! Someone who can give me sex when and how I want it , and still look me in the face and smile when I don't want it. someone that knows they poop but doesn't have to ANNOUNCE it to me! And please don't fart around me EEWWWW
What you're describing is a vibrator. They come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Smell as good as you do. Can be turned on at a seconds notice. And don't announce that the battery is dying and that they are about to crap out. Enjoy!
Don't we all? LOL. I can easily put up with the potty humor. I've got a brother 16 months younger than me. I've lived with it for as long as I can remember. :P
To be completely frank, I think you'll have a bit of a time finding a guy as clean as you want, who will bend to your whim in sexual matters, and who has any interest in women. Just saying. But more power to you in the search, and if you do meet him, and things don't work out, hey, send him my way.
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