I just tried....

Errrrr, poopie. Yuck yuck...

Wow, guys are hardly ever up for that. I know I wouldn't, but whatever you guys like, do it.

so you like sticking your finger up peoples ass?

you lick the sh*t off your finger too?

well, that's kinda sick don't you think?
and you would think he would want a bj...?

wow! that's interesting! never heard of that before!
hahaha honestly try a toy maybe? Bullets used by women for him? make sure it had a cord attached to it, because things that go up there don't come out easy.

that's really gross=/

are you talking about a hand job? or did you finger his anus?

ummm. I'm pretty sure you can't "finger"
a guy?