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| I know, gentlemen. You've been dating "Miss Right" for quite a while now, and she still keeps asking you - dozens of times a day - if you love her. You've been answering this question in the affirmative for months! Why does she keep asking the same question? Wouldn't you like to respond, "Yes dear, I told you ten minutes ago. Have you got brain damage? Write it down!"I wouldn't advise that you show this type of exasperation, though. She takes your response very seriously just as if it was the first time you ever said it. Don't hang up the phone without saying it; she will call you right back... |
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| "Why do girls always go for the bad boys?" "Girls say that they want a nice guy but they don't date ME!" Okay, first thing, make sure you're not whining. Unless you've found a fetish website for whiners, it may be one of the least attractive things you can ever do.So you're a nice guy (or let's assume for the sake of this article that you are and aren't just fooling yourself). But girls are never romantic with you. If you're lucky, you're the best-est of platonic friends. How does this happen? You show so much respect to women! You do everything they ask! You're so thoughtful and... |
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