If your girlfriend bought you a teddy bear would you be offended?

I would be "appreciative" of the teddy bear -- but I would be ECSTATICALLY GRATEFUL if the bear was wearing leopard-print handcuffs and/or a pair of her sexy thongs.

Offended? Nope. Cute? Well not nearly as cute as SHE likely thinks it is.

If its one-on-one, I'd probably be more amenable to it. If its sprung on me in the middle of football practice, well don't expect me to fall all over myself in front of the guys.

Complain all you want about such immaturity, but I'm just saying; you're already aware of the borderline "foofy" nature of this gift, don't make it any worse by giving it in front of his posse.

I personally would appreciate the gesture. No matter if you like the bear or not, the fact is, she is thinking about you when she is not with you. This means you are on her mind. That's a good thing.

A teddy bear? I wouldn't be offended, but admittedly, I might laugh at the fact that as a man, I've got a teddy bear. But, then again, depends on the moment. I definitely wouldn't be offended.

It depends on the bear too. If it's a super mushy "I wuv you" bear, It's different than a Elvis bear, or something "a little cooler..." or a gag gift, like a "farting bear" then I wouldn't mind as much displaying it as I would the cutesy baby bear; of course, making it more personal changes things a little.

If it were Winnie the Pooh, I'd laugh, display it proudly, and draw attention to it! "Look! I got pooh for a gift!" "There's a lot of pooh in my room!"

No way.

Has she ever called you her teddy bear? Or do you hug her a lot, like a bear hug? If the answer to these questions is yes, it had meaning, if she felt she needed to get you something but didn't know you well enough yet to make an accurate judgment of your taste, then it means nothing so get over it.

No... Why should he be offended. Don't you like teddy bears? I think it's sweet... Any present is sweet.

I think it means she loves you, and I think it is cute.