Girls, what objects have you ever inserted into your vagina or anus? Trying to compile a Top 100 list :-)

Dildos...bullet toyss...plastic ornamental pears...love balls...jade eggs...toy eggs or ornamental eggs..lip gloss wands...mascara bottles...nail varnish bottles...cricket bat handles...c o c k...hairbrush handle...candle...salt shaker thing...street chalk holder...badminton racket handle...bottle...microphone...jade eggs (sex toy)...dog's bone toy...dog toys other...more dog toys (kong)...spice bottles..golf ball... small paper weight...plmber's plunger...screwdriver handle...paint brush handle...stencil brush...rolling pin (small)...fist (I like to be fisted occasionall)...ornamental lemon (plastic)I think that is it.
I almost always go out with something inside me and sleep with my box filled with something (usually a dildo). I get anxious if I am empty.

Man I may have topped all of them, that's probably bad, but my hubby don't mind. He does the inserting usually. Lets see : carrot, cucucmber, two zuccinis, his fist, my fist, gatorade bottle, lotion bottle, drinking cup, curling iron, blow dryer, bottle of vodka, toy ball()soft, toy ball hard, end of vacuum, broom handle, candycane, bed post, my new heels()the toe end. His toes, a toy car, the end of a stick horse, Vo5 shampoo bottle, bar of soap, chocolate cake, handleof hammer, end of a spatula, pan handle, several small beads, one of those prayer candles, winterfresh gum, vicks chest rub()this really makes you feel good), barbie doll, ken doll, both, chair leg, another womans hand while he was pounding the back door, oh yeah, toilet paper roll, you know the card board part. Two remotes, or one in each hole, mcds icecream cone, the entire pick up sticks game, chess peices()i think seven, a lemon, a pickle()I ate it later), the mouse to my computer, and I'm sure we will try something new. Sex is great, and lots funner when you experiment. Plus, ladies, your vagina streches, why do you think we can pop out babies? DO your kegals, and you'll never be loose.

Currently using a combination of a lip gloss tube and a cuticle treatment tube at the same time. About to try to add a third item!

many of the other things already listed, I'll avoid repeating them...
Shampoo bottle (various sizes, there is such thing as too big)
lotion bottle
carrot
otter pop
whipped cream in a can, filling me
water bottle
toe
flashlight
hose (inside kind, not a garden hose)

Caution: careful with "bottles," they can have sharp edges (and probably other things). I've been cut before. And you may not notice until later if you're aroused enough.

a dildo
a finger
a penis

those are the things your ment to put in
lol
not things like
pencils
remotes
bottles
...

hmmm

highlighter, hot dog, corn cob (sadly I'm not kidding)

Remote control

handle of a hairbrush and handle of a rasor. that's all I can think of right now but ill go experiment and get back to you

I know a girl whos put a wine bottle up her. The wide end too. There was photographic evidence. Rather gross but yeahh.

lol. Hmm, let's see...

Hot Dog
Carrot
Hairbrush handle

The weirdest thing is a homemade sex toy. O_o I took a dead highlighter, wrapped it in a sock, and put both in a clean latex balloon. Voila! It's probably dangerous though. I should just invest in a real dildo. >_>

a popsicle

Handle of a hair brush, tooth brush, popsicle, ice, the shifter in my car, the e-brake in my car, kegel weights, marker, the handle of a screw driver, a cell phone (inside of a condom and it was on vibrate and my Boyfriend called it over and over), cucumber, strawberries, spoon, drum stick, beads, back massager... I am sure there are others. I can't think of any more off the top of my head though.

Handle of a hair brush, beads, latex glove fingers, golf balls, baby bottle cleaning brush, and have seen photos of girls with a snake in her hole, and a gerbel

a banana

I knew a girl who said she had put a cucumber up there. I haven't spoken with her since.

Dildo.
I can't think of any others.
Fine, I'm not being honest. I had things near, not inside. Like whipped cream.
My partners and I like to experiment. ;)

I saw a movie of a 2 liter bottle of coke apparently all in there except the bottom 2 inches, but I am pretty skeptical that there was some trick involved with it.