How can I give a guy a boner?

ummm probably just about anything. if its a teenage guy you could look at his junk and he would get a boner for christ sake. Believe me if he's not gay its not hard. (pun not intended)

hug him, push your boobs up on him for about 3 seconds. in this time, the magical array of flux particles will have sufficiently transferred from breast-to-skin(so to speak) contact. after this, look in his eyes, interlocking the interpersonal quasi-laser tractor beam. Smile, which will detonate the C4 located on reservoir behind his eyes, and release blood, and if the timing is right. to his genitals, thus bringing forth the 'boner'.


TL;DR: 1. Boobs, 2. Eye contact, 3. Smile. After that its up to pheromones...

I would say it's not so much what you do as who you are. There's nothing in the world that Mary Murphy could do to me excited, while Natalie Portman could vomit all over the floor and I'd forget about it in five seconds.

If you have to ask at your age then you probably can't.

do you like him?

You could always slip him some viagra...


... but seriously... just a boner? Do you just want to do it to say that you did it? Because I'm not going to lie... guys don't really enjoy a tease...