How do I start a 'dirty' conversation over the phone with my boyfriend?

"Dirty" conversations, really aren't my bag.. I just like the mysteriously-sexual references that normal teasing brings about.

For example:

- You unzip his jacket

- He responds: "Normally I wait until later, but I suppose if you're in that much of a hurry that we can do this quickly."

And a second one:

- He kisses you

- You tell him: "Nice *Smile* We can negotiate about more later"

Everything has references that could mean one or more things..

- "Flirting" "Bantering" "Teasing" <-- Great areas to understand.

... It's more fun and creative, more playful, and much more classy than "I'm putting whipping cream on my ___ and licking it off just for you, you hunk-of-muscle stud-muffin!"... *Tries not to laugh*

~ ArtistBBoy

Well something I found that works every time... is if you have texting. text your boy this...

text one: I wish you were here...

wait for a reply so you now he recieved it... once he replies send the second text

text two: I'd run my hands through your hair...

wait 15 minutes, even if he replies

text three: I'd lean in close and nibble on your ear, warm breath on your neck...

wait 10 minutes again even if he replies

text four: slide you shirt off an trail kisses down...

wait 10 minutes, even if he replies Lol

text five: But you aren't here... sigh

text six: you are there... and your horny. ::devlish smile::

Trust me this works, and you can change whatever you like to match your guy better

The way I usually start off with my boyfriend is, I say I'm so cold come warm me up, but say it in a flirty way then he usually says how can I warm you up? And I say by creating friction:) lol and then we just keep going from there. It gets him turned on every time so just try to think of something like that to say and just go with it after that, hope I helped:)

these are brainstorming idead:

"you know, I'm really horney." "i don't have any panties on." "i just got out of the show...if was so nice..."

haha, actually, these sounds kinda of stupid...but maybe with some collaboration on your part. they might turn up not half bad.