Where's the craziest place you've had sex?

School bus an old girlfriends mom drove the school bus so while it was parked in their drive way one night we snuck on and got it on

Maybe not too crazy but we drove out to the middle of a dry lake bed and got it on in the back of the truck. Pitch black outside and no one around for miles so she could be as loud as she wanted to be. It was a little cold so the extra body heat was necessary.

Country road around dusk. Pulled over and got frisky against the car and in the middle of the road. You could hear the traffic off the busier road and see lights but somehow not a single car drove by until we were fully clothed and about to leave.

room next to my parents and sister's bedroom while they were sleeping, parents' bed, beach, snuck onto my friend's boat in the middle of the day with other people a few feet away

Playground.

Boy I think this question has been asked a dozen times. The answer however is still the same; I had sex in a hotel elevator like 3 years ago. It was hot and the thought of that door coming open make it hottter. We had already decided if the door popped open we would continue doing what we were doing. Good news is that the door never opened and I got a very good "well you know what". Have asked myself if I would do that again and MAYBE, right guy, right time.