embarrasing blow job stories?

I have a story and looking back I was a real butt hole. This girls said that she would do it if I didn't finish in her mouth. Of course I said sure. I lied, when the first load when in her mouth she pulled back and the second hit her in the eye. She just kept yelling I'M BLIND I"M BLIND.
Poor thing I wiped it off consoled her lied again and said it snuck up on me. She was soooo happy that she wasn't blind that she didn't hit me or anything for doing what I did. Still funny but like I said what a butt hole I was.

Well I had braces at the time and I was giving my guy a bj and then my bro walked in on us and the door made m jump so I accidentally bit his penis and my braces got stuck on part of it! So when my bro asked what we were doing I figured out that I couldn't get off and I mumbled nothing kinda. when my guy saw I was stuck to his penis we all rushed to the hospital but then they said we had to go to the dentist so we went to the dentist and they undid the part of my brace that was suck to is penis and when he finally got it out it was totally red in that spot and bleeding! So now we don't talk much but no one else knows that happened except for me him my bro and now you! Thanks Much! Hugs and Kisses, ME!

I was visiting my boyfriend at college last semester& his roommate was out somewhere. So we took advantage of our alone time together. As I was giving him his bj, I hear "HEY GUY" really loud coming from the window. thankfully I didn't bite him or anything, I just hid my face really fast. We later realized that the window was open, the blinds were closed but we're not sure if you could still see in the room or not. & it was his suitemate [the guy next door] that yelled in the window& I still don't know if he saw anything. It was so hard to look at his friend after that

I remember one time I was giving one, then I couldn't finish because of where we were(on a playground at night), and because our ride was waiting on us. Then he got all mad. lol.

my friend walked in and I scraped my teeth on his dick

Once at a bar in the women's restroom locked in a stall I was giving a guy a blowjob and old woman walks in and totally freaks. Next thing we knew the bar's bouncer had me by the hair telling me to get dressed and for my friend to get his pants back on and then of course we were asked to leave the premises. We laughed about it outside and then went our marry ways.

I puked on my guy. Twice. I am cursed with a gag reflex, so I was getting so into in, that I went too far down, too much and well, lets just say it killed the mood. No one has ever walked in on me giving head. That's what locks on doors are for. ;)