i'm at work, and I get a "hey what do you want me to do to you?" message. what are guys hoping to accomplish at 10:30 in the morning. even if I did tell you what I wanted.its not like your gonna remember when we actually do the deed.
Oh darling.have you not figured us out yet.you can be cutting an orange in half, and we will initiate a conversation about sex, simply because the two halves of the orange remind us of breasts. There is nothing a woman can say or do that won't make our minds get to the point of going to sex. Allow me to give you a few examples.
Woman: Honey, I got the muffler fixed on the car today. Man: Baby, you can fix the muffler on my car any day.
Woman: Honey, I was gonna pick up some groceries after work. Man: Don't get any sausage.I've already got your sausage right here.
Woman: Honey, could you bend over and pick that up off the floor. Man: How bout you bend over and lick me off the floor.
Woman: My girlfriends are coming over for cards tonight.
Now come on.do I really need to put one here.There are way too many comebacks I can think of, and I'm sure as a woman, you can already imagine the ones that are going through my head. The point is this. We want your mind to be as actively thinking about sex with us as much as we are actively thinking about sex with you. We are always thinking about all the different varieties, positions, and locations that we could have sex with our women, and we are hoping that in our own twisted fantasy world.our women are thinking about those same nasty naughty things.and not shoes.
So why the text message? He is hoping that you are going to write back some filthy naughty note of exactly how degrading you want him to treat your body when you see him later. And if he is lucky chap.you will actually mean what you write. But if he is not.you will type something like "WTF.are you kidding me?" What happened to all that sexual romance in the world today. Some women got it.others rebuke us for trying to share it.
It is because sex is in guys mind more times than what you think! I really get flatter when I recieve one of those. If I feel desired I feel really sexy and the sexier you feel the more you enjoy after! He migth not remeber to pick up the laundy or to take out the trash but he will remeber every little drity detail about what you want to do to him!
I hate text messaging. It is idiotic for people to carry on a relationship over text. You can't hear the tone in their voice and I hate the abbreviations. OMG. Hate it! What ever happened to someone calling another person? When I give someone my phone number it is because I want them to CALL me. If I were you I would respond to his message by calling him and saying, "What do I want you to do to me? What I want you to do is never text me like that again. In fact never text me again." Tell him you aren't 13 anymore.
OMG! Sarah I Love You My Dear. I am 25 and I hate, hate, hate all this damn text messaging also. If you want to talk to me, call and talk. I have freinds who will text and I will immediatly call them and they won't answer the phone. I sure hope you get best answer for this one as I could not say it any better. By the way I looked at your profile and you are a pretty neat chick, wish we were friends. How long you been married? - 2 months ago
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