Bad Sex

Well, before you start going at it, talk to her and tell her what a good fantasy of yours is, it's sexy AND she'll learn what you like. She'll probably try to follow your fantasy. Say something soft, like, "I don't want you saying anything while you're on top, I just want you to... etc. etc."

your the man in the relationship try nd teach her sum tricks that you think will satisfy both of you in bed

Tip... sit her up straight and tell her either to do the normal go up and down or instead move closer to you and further away really fast... this is amazing for guys and isn't tiring at all for girls
Maybe she's trying to talk dirty to impress you but feels uncomfortable doing it so she sounds weird... try making her more confident give her plenty of compliments and show her what you like or tell her...don't be shy
OR be generous and do most of the work lol

Show her what you like. Maybe watch a porno and point out the things that look interesting. In the end some people just don't have chemistry in bed.

Well like there is no nice way to tell her that she sucks @ sex. what way do you mean that she's bad at sex? Is your only problem with her talking dirty? I mean if that is your only problem just talk to her about it... or just kiss her so she can't talk! :) that would work as well if you really don't want to talk to her about it.

I understand where you are coming from. first off part of the problem is you. I mean when she talks dirty and you want to laugh(not your fault but its still bad) try and realize she is just trying to please you.

If you see it in a different light you might actually enjoy her "dirty talk" not because it is dirty, just because of the fact she is trying to please you. she really enjoys you bro and wants to do what it takes to keep you.


Now for my tip which could backfire: Try talking dirty to her, hopefully she will see how funny it is and stop doing it herself. On one hand she might want to laugh at you and hold it in as you are doing...and complain about it to her friends...or on the other hand she will REY LIKE IT and you'll never be able to get away with not talking dirty ever again without her thinking "hey he doesn't talk dirty to me any more, oh my god he doesn't get turned on by me anymore"


so it is a crap shoot. If you really like her and the only bad thing is her comical dirty talk, you are ahead of the game and just deal with it. :-)

ll her what to do, duh. Am I the only dominant guy here?
I agree with chloe, she might be talking dirty but not confident about it (deadly mistake), try to make her comfortable and let her know you think she's hot, and yeah, tell her what to do.