What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

When I was 11 years old, my friend and I were laying naked on her bed touching each other and ourselves. Her dad and older neighbor boy opened her bedroom door just as I was having an orgasm with my friends finger inside me. I screamed when I seen the door come open. The neighbor boy always teases me about it, but its not like he hasn't seen me naked since then because I've had sex with him a few times since I turned 14.

Lessee. I think I've got two tied for first place.

When I was in 5th grade, I didn't have too great a grasp of the social graces. My parents had given me a book on what happens to the female body once you hit puberty. I was in the habit of bringing a book with me to lunch and reading, and this was an interesting book, since it gave me a lot more info than I'd gotten in health class (although in retrospect, we got lucky with our sex ed. ). Someone noticed what it was, it ended up getting passed around, the teacher came over to see what was going on, she ended up calling my parents, etc. I remember running home after school to make sure I beat my mom and erasing the message from the answering machine (they found out later, but never said anything to me). I wanted to die. Thinking about it still makes me want to crawl under something.

And then there was the band trip my junior year of high school. My boyfriend of over a year (forever in high school years, for us anyway) had dumped me on Wednesday (by sending me an email at 6am, acting like nothing was wrong all day, and THEN I read it) and then all that weekend, he was glued to the color guard captain. I got up in his face about it. It was not pretty. Everyone heard, he kept denying everything, etc. Later, being extremely humiliated by this time, I apologized to him and promptly started hating myself for a) not being a good enough person to keep him, and b) being the crazy psycho-bitch ex. Of course, then he was dating the afore-mentioned guard captain a week later.

I worked for a bank in college and on Fridays we got all construction guys they would come in and cash their checks. The ladies restrooms were across the lobby so when we had to go we had to walk in front of all of them, I had to go and take care of a feminine problem that started during the rush of construction guys. Back then, the banking industry required skirts and pantyhose..I went in change my feminine napkin walked out to a bunch of burly guys staring and whispering..I had tucked my skirt into my pantyhose and you could totally see my feminine napkin and all right there for all to see.. I looked like I had a sock stuck up my behind. Every week I had to look at them..I hated that stupid job.

Well, I changed schools and was new to a new school, tried to date a guy who I thought liked me. Well he dumped me in the cafeteria after a week in the new school and he called me all kinds of names and started rumors. And he nor anyone else knew I was partially deaf, and could read lips really well, so when he said I was ignorant and couldn't hold eye contact, besides the fact that he called me stupid and so on; I was pretty embarrassed and offended. And stayed home from school for like almost 3 weeks.

All of my embarrassing moments have to do with dildos and such.
A few years ago, my younger sister went in my room and got into where I keep them at, and brought them to my mom. And when I got home. My mom was like, uh. Your 'toys' are in there.
It was weird.
and then an ex of mine, used to live with some of my relatives, and when we broke up and he moved out, he left a bunch of stuff behind and my aunt and cousin were cleaning out the room he was in, and found a dildo and a butt plug, and they called me and asked if I was missing anything green and anything pink, at first I had no idea what they were talking about, but then I realized. And was like OMG! They laughed it off and was just like, 'we know what you were doing! '.
but the worst part is that my aunt told her husband who told my dad.
and then my dad would say to me. Stuff like. 'Man you guys were freaks. ' and stuff like that.

So yea, basically my entire family knows I have dildos and that type of stuff!

Ya I was caught masturbating by my brother when I was like 15 I think. it was soo embarrassing for a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't wear white pants, but I "leaked" my period all over the back of my dress at school. I think it was like my 2nd or 3rd period. I was 10 and still very much a tom boy and it's not like I was wearing tampons at that age. So anyway. It wasn't a guy that I liked but a guy in my class said "HEY! Look at that NEAT color on her butt! " It was a lot! Yeah, I pretty much never wanted to go back to school ever again. I went to a small private school and there were only 10 people in my class. They all knew. To this day I don't think I've been more embarrassed. I can laugh about it now because I know it's just a part of life, but it was still pretty mortifying.

When I was 13, my grandma caught me masturbating.

I have two times that come to mind when I was reading this question.

The first being when I was about 21 or so and it was the second time in my life having sex with my girlfriend at the time. We were at her father place house sitting for him. Well it was 2 days before he was to come home from the trip that he was on, so we thought we had the house to our selfs. We were going from room to room and doing a little something in each room. On of her fantasizes was to have sex while sitting on the washing machine while it was on the spin cycle. So we move into the laundry room so we could fulfill that fantasy. It so happens that this room connects the garage to the house. Well we are going at it and her father comes home early to find us doing it on his washing machine.

The next time that comes to mind is when I was about 13 or 14. I was a horny Virgin at the time and was "exploring" masturbating. I was in my bed room at the time and again I thought I was home alone so I did not have to door locked. Well My sister come home with some friends, And I did not hear her come in. She wanted to let me know that she was there and she had to walk right by my room to get to hers. Well Needless to say, her and the 2 friend's that she had with her walked in on me masturbating.