Chug, end up on youtube

My significant other and I went out to dinner to meet an old friend of his. While we were there he and his friend celebrated seeing each other in 10 years by ordering a seven sampler. Which is 7 different types of beer. By round 2 of the seven samplers, my significant other was pretty much gone. Talking to everyone, grabbing my boobs and mocking the other couples, and without my knowing--ordered a pitcher of stout.

A few friends joined us later and asked him to chug the entire pitcher of beer. He ended up doing so, having a trickle of the black stuff running down his shirt while people filmed him chugging.

After I practically dragged him out of the place as he was protesting, wanting to say hello to *everyone* he asked a guy outside for a cigarette. The man turns to look at me and says, "You're not going to let him drive like that."

After being stuck in a restaurant for 5 hours with a drunk and disorderly s.o, I snapped back with "No." and the man replies, "You are obviously intoxicated, you should call a cab, actually I'll call one for you." When I hadn't even been drinking.

Which is why I never go to a sports bar with him ever again.