When I was younger and bolder, I worked in a gentleman's club as a cocktail waitress. One Valentine, after my then boyfriend and I spent the evening at a nice restaurant, I told him I had to pick up my paycheck. When we arrived, I made sure he sat close to the main stage. I went and put on my costume, let the manager know I was there, got up on stage and gave my man the strip tease of his life. Something I practiced for weeks. I didn't completely strip, I saved that for when we got home.