A year and four months and here we are...

My ex and I have been on and off for a year a four months.

We were having make up fooling around (we weren't having sex at that point), and his neighbor came upstairs to complain that the "bass" on his radio was too loud.

As he answered the door, I didn't know who it was so I put on a towel and walked into the kitchen area, when the neighbor saw me walk by with a towel around my waist and my ex's shirt.

We broke up later on that month but everyone in his apartment complex was telling his mother that he had a "really hot wife" and was wondering where I was!