That suspenseful drop

Okay, so my school has an upstairs, and downstairs yada yada yada yada okay, so there's a balcony part over the lunch room, one day I was going to sleep over at my friends and I had my clothes in my backpack. While I was on top of that balcony thing I was looking for my cell phone, I was like oh yeah, my backpack. So I placed my backpack on the rail of the balcony and I dug into my backpack and as I pulled my hand up I brought up some clothes, one article of clothing just so happens to be my thong in which came out and fell over the balcony thing and landed on a table! Everyone saw it drop. It was all in that slow motion you know, that suspenseful drop. Why me?!