Puked on a toddler

I was kind of the manager/ interpreter for a band from another country for the day they played in our town! Telling them where to go and when to play. This day I had only come back from my holiday and had nearly not eaten anything yet. Those guys were really keen on drinking and since it was all for free for the band and me we were all drinking lots of beer. So the band started playing and everybody started watching them. I walked over to a girl and her girlfriend I knew at the time standing in the crowd.(It was an outdoor event I should mention) We were flirting a bit but while she was telling me something. I realized I was getting sick from my stomach, from no food and lots of beer. Being to much a gentleman to say "Listen I need to go now!" while she was telling me sth. I stood there trying to be nice, listening and smiling. But at some time my stomach couldn`t hold it anymore. I excused myself, and only just managed to turn my back to her and started puking gallons of beer. I turned back around and asked them for a kleenex, this alone would have been quite embarrassing, but they looked at me totally shocked and said: "You have just pucked on a toddler!" I turned back around to see a kid in a buggy, about three years old, covered in my vomit. His redneck parents looking at the band and hadn`t noticed the mess yet. So I did what I had to do, and got the hell out of there!
PS. The girls still like me today!