Good times gone seriously wrong

After a night of hearty drinking, a guy friend and I were exchanging some "love faces". We were having a grand 'ole time, until I felt the sudden urge to use the bathroom... BAD. Since this had never happened before,I asked him to stop, but in a drunken stupor, he kept going... porn style. I begged him, but before anything could be done, I peed all over him, me, and the bed. In a genuinely confused state, he asked if I needed a towel. I accepted, then got out of there as soon as I could. I was mortified! That was the last time we hung out.