Okay so you walk up to a random girl and say "My penis died, can I bury it in your ass?" LMAO. xD do not try this, I have yet to try it but I really think it would not work.
You are at a dinner with her, have just walked into an interview or are at a first date with the best looking guy and there, your top two shirt buttons have snapped, or the pants you were wearing...
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