Tinder is a game. Game's have rules. Let's begin.
Rule 1: Ignore the "don't swipe at everything rule"
Tested rule. They say their algorithm punishes those who swipe everyday. I consistently get way more matches from swiping everything everyday than when I'm selective and I have way more girls match me before i swipe them which infers that you show up more the more you swipe.
Rule 2: Look better in your pics not worse
I used to look worse for a long time thinking it'd be a pleasant surprise to see i was better looking in person and also just being lazy to figure out how to take great pics. The problem is you won't attract much in the first place unless your pics are on point. Don't let girls fool you...girls who use Tinder are into hot guys. We're about getting dates here not about playing fair.
Rule 3: Be generic but super attention grabbing
The generic is for your benefit so you can copy paste the same message to every girl regardless of them being vastly different from one another. the super attention grabbing is fully neccessary to stand out from the crowd. its unlikely she'll even see the message even if she looks for it because of the sheer volume of messages she recieves from everyone she swipes with but if she does you want to be something so stupid and attention grabbing that you'd be mortified if anyone you know saw you write it. I was asked a really hot girl whats gucci she laughed we talked i got her number we talked some more we hung out a couple times and slept together i lost interest but before i did she said she thought it was so funny i actually wrote that she had to respond. Even: you wanna have sex? will get more responses than "hey."
Rule 4: No hook ups means hook ups
No girl is going to say she wants to have sex. no guy would want that. what saying no hook ups means is that her mind is on sex even if it's in the negative. that can quickly turn around as long as you're a cool, normal guy and not some weird stereotype of a guy who uses an app to get laid (you are that guy but not that stereotype.)
Rule 5: Always set date close to your apartment
It's just potent. If thing go even remotely well she will agree to come back to your place for that beautiful red colored streaming app that's gotten guys laid everywhere. By being close, you always put sex on the table and you'd be suprised by just how close it is.
Rule 6: Always be hitting girls in normal life.
Tinder is addictive but can be punishing if done in isolation.
Like protein powder, it's just a supplement that will help triple your numbers but 3 x 0 is still 0. You need to be hooking up with girls in the real world too even if it's just a few here and there.
Rule 6: Delete and recreate your Tinder Monthly.
The boys at Tinder know what you're upto. Everytime you pull one of your shenigans, the likelihood that another girl will leave Tinder forever goes up. the more girls leave the more guys leave. you're disrupting the circle and therefore have to escape the radar with a brand new Tinder. Rebirth on Tinder also has the nifty trick of letting you reswipe old girls who may have blocked you because you asked for the number too quickly.
Rule 7: Facebook it.
I swear there's a really bad glitch where girls you've swiped with on Tinder show up really easily when you type their name into facebook search. Girls mindlessly add everyone who adds them for the most part and in doing so you set yourself apart from the legion of creeps on Tinder to the slightly smaller legion of creeps on facebook. Don't rely on this and think just because you're facebook friends you can start figuring out what positions you'd like to do with her...you still need to have game when talking to her...don't be too eager and don't be too distant. just be normal and a little bit more direct that it will soon be on between you two since after all you still haven't met. Soon, she should be open for the date. I suggest not wasting too much time to go for sex because as a guy from the web you can get quickly written off.
Is this as much fun as Uncharted Collection for PS4? Not really. But such is the nature of being a guy...
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