13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd

Ladies, this is why you should date a Star Wars nerd:

1. We know how to use our lightsaber

13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd

2. The Force is Strong with us

3. We have Mastered the Force

4. We know how to go slow or jump to lightspeed, whichever you prefer

5. We could easily role play if you want us to

6. We are good with our hands and have control over our entire body

7. We know how to tie you up

8. We like to Choke

9. We can easily switch between the Light Side and Dark Side when necessary

10. We know how to seduce even the strongest to the Dark Side

11. We can last long. Have you seen those epic lightsaber duels? They go on forever.

12. We looovvee a certain something that looks similar to Admiral Ackbar.

13. If you take out the power source to our Death Star we can rebuild it quickly.

14. Our children will kick ass.


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  • That's 14 reasons.

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  • Damn, i wish i had a lightsaber penis!

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  • 11. We can last long. Have you seen those epic lightsaber duels? They go on forever.

    Woah dude, who's the other guy you're gonna have a "lightsaber" duel with? I didn't know you go that way too...
    xD

    Nice take hahaha xD

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    • hahahhaa didn't think of it that way

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    • I hope you are right
      Aw I prefer Indiana Jones Anyway

    • And there was no fourth movie

  • Agree to all of those lol.

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  • 14 Reasons, and they are all great :D

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  • Now 13 (I mean 15 psst) reasons why girls should date guys who've watched seikon no qwaser 😂

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  • Star wars is cancer.

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  • I just watched the first 3 films the other day. First one was meh but the 2nd and 3rd ones were good. Can understand the star wars fans fascination with light sabers. Gotta be the coolest movie invention ever. The noise from them is excellent. I got a thrill from that battle in the forest on those scooters with luke and leia and the imperial troopers. Everytime those light sabers spark up I get a kick out of it. I'm not going to be a fanboy. Bit old to get carried away with anything but they're good. Goin to watch the newer ones when I get a chance

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  • Well isn't that great?

    Now, let's have 13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Tolkien Nerd.

    Thanks :P

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  • And all geek women of any sort are super hot. Star Wars nerds are especially high up there!

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  • There's no such thing getting back to the light side! Nice take tho.

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  • The force is strong with this take

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  • For 10 years no one has mentioned star wars, new movie comes out and all of a sudden everyone is an expert in star wars universe...

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  • No. 12... IT'S A TRAP!

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  • 13 reasons why I don't give a ****.

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  • You forgot "but I just don't want to".

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  • This is great! It exactly captures the strengths of Star Wars nerds. We rule!

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    • HELL YEAH!!
      haha thanks for reading

    • You know you're a redneck Jedi when...

      You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

      You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

      Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

      You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

      At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

      You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

      You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

      The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

      Wookiees are offended by your B. O.

      You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

      You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

      You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

      You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

      You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

  • Bitch please I have not only Masterd The Force but I am The Force 😏😂😂

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  • Loooooool!

    Best. Take. Ever!

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  • I'm surprised there were no references to the Sarlacc Pit :P

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