"My" Compatibility Questionare

Occasionaly I've come across posts asking for good questions to ask on a date or what to say to grab someone's attention in person/texting. After collecting my thoughts for a few days I have gathered most of the actual questions I have asked women in the past. As far as I know they are all original expect for two movie quotes and number fifteen. Feel free to use them to start a conversation or to keep one going.

1) You wouldn't by chance have six fingers on your right hand?


2) Which Crayon is the Best?


3) How far can you throw a sock?


4) Do you know the Muffin Man?


5) I've been kidnapped by bad guys. You have a paper clip, a straw and a rubber band at the ready. How would you save me using only those items?

6) What do you think about the color Clear?


7) Would or Does your imaginary friend like me?


8) Have you ever seen a Purple Elephant?


9) How would you rob a bank?


10) Do you agree more or disagree more with the voices in your head?


11) When you buy a mattress, do you jump test it?


12) What song do you whistle/hum while working?


13) Where do you stand on the great Play-doh v. Lego debate?


14) Could you tickle a robot?

16) What happend to 15?


17) Do you still play in the Rain?


18) Have you finished your master escape plan? Does it involve blueprints and schematics?

19) Ice Cream or Cake?


20) Provided this date goes well and we end up back at my place would you.... color with me?


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What Girls Said 8

  • 1mo

    These are soo good! I always say no 4 :')

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  • lmao I always end up saying "do you know the muffin man" to all of my friends at some point

    these are great though

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    • The best way to ask that question is to give it a very sincere sounding introduction. I get people all the time with it by saying "I was wondering and feel free not to answer but I was wondering, if its not to personal, still if you wouldn't mind giving me an honest answer but... do you know the muffin man?" I always get someone to fall for it that way. Lol

  • 1mo

    lol!!! Thanks so much for the Invite. Took my mind off the Great Debate tonite and Gag for Awhile.
    Good luck and Beautifully Done, hun. xx

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  • 1mo

    Oh god this is awesome.. LOve it!!

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  • ... penguins... knees... *brain explodes* :p

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  • LMAO I love this.

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  • I'm already dating my boyfriend.. But imma ask him these questions anyway..

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  • This kind of stuff is why having kids is fun.

    It's not THE fun part, but it's A fun part.

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What Guys Said 6

  • 1mo

    1. no
    2. The one I need then
    3. depends on what the sock is made from
    4. Yeah, he owes me five bucks.
    5. I pick the lock with the paper clip and then choke a guy out, steal his gun then just gun down the rest of the bad guys.
    6. That its really like the lack of color
    7. Yes.
    8. I did when I looked at that picture.
    9. With high tech gadgets and a stack of counterfeit money so that no one knows what happened.
    10. Sometimes.
    11. Yes of course.
    12. Yesterday it was Roland the Headless thompson gunner
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHWmxCoTV3Y
    13. Lego
    14. depends on if it was an android with the ability to feel
    16. I see what you did there.
    17. on occasion I go outside and practice with my slingshot so yeah.
    18. Escape plans are finished and nope no schematics or blueprints
    19. Ice cream.
    20. Like body paint, if a woman wants me to body-paint her she body paints me after, then we get it on after we are covered in paint from our feet to our necks

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  • 1mo

    *looks and stares at the questions* thought provoking and questions I would probably now ask on a 1st date :)

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  • Lmao I'm totally doing this because I'm sooo bored right now,

    1) You wouldn't by chance have six fingers on your right hand?
    Nope just the 5

    2) Which Crayon is the Best?
    Pfft blue obviously it's a cool color, literally ( that's what we call darker colors like that in painting )

    3) How far can you throw a sock?
    Across the room and into the hamper.

    4) Do you know the Muffin Man?
    Made him who he is today ( eat a lot of muffins and drink a lot of tea )

    5) I've been kidnapped by bad guys. You have a paper clip, a straw and a rubber band at the ready. How would you save me using only those items?

    Sneak up on in and stab him in the jugular with the paper clip.

    Stab one in the eye with the straw

    Shoot the rubber band as a method of baiting a inspecting one towards my position by making him investigate were it flew from.

    Then use my years of martial arts training to save you from the rest.

    6) What do you think about the color Clear?
    Pfft like the most amazing color ever

    7) Would or Does your imaginary friend like me?
    I don't have an imaginary friend but the Muppet's like you.

    Have you ever seen a Purple Elephant?
    Were did you see one... your not supposed to be able to see them.

    9) How would you rob a bank?
    Uh no I have a job.

    10) Do you agree more or disagree more with the voices in your head?
    I agree mostly with them sometime though they can be a pain.

    11) When you buy a mattress, do you jump test it?
    Jump, roll and lay.

    12) What song do you whistle/hum while working?
    A tune my grandfather always hums and whistles when he works.

    13) Where do you stand on the great Play-doh v. Lego debate?
    Pfft lego's all the way.

    14) Could you tickle a robot?
    Uh yeah.

    16) What happend to 15?
    she met #1

    17) Do you still play in the Rain?
    Play in it sometimes, walk around in it most of the time.

    18) Have you finished your master escape plan? Does it involve blueprints and schematics?
    I always have a plan but no one is privy to the details.

    19) Ice Cream or Cake?
    Ice cream or ice cream cake !

    20) Provided this date goes well and we end up back at my place would you... color with me?
    Uh yeah bust out that paper and crayons !

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  • 1mo

    lololo, thnkx for sharing, and how many of them worked?

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    • 1mo

      It depends on the girl but usually numbers 2 and 9 work the best. At your age any would be great just because you could start by saying you're doing a "report" followed by your name, her name, buy her a drink for answering them, then ask for her number to "follow up" when she's sober.

    • 1mo

      lolx thnkx man

  • Great take!

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  • A good question to ask on a first date to test compatibility is "Do you have any tattoos?". You can then judge from the way these people have permanently marked their bodies if they are right for you.

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