The Always Reduce You To One Thing Girl. No matter how much of a unique, complicated individual you are, you have a penis, so you must be able to be reduced to one flaw. She then uses that flaw to represent you and justify why everything is your fault and she is a perfect girlfriend.
Number 7 here. Lol, if you can't be your own cheerleader, why the hell should anyone else cheer for you. Ego's important to a guy -- its a good impetus for self-improvement, so at the very least you can back up all the talk.
I do agree with the fragile ego. No one likes a someone that can't rock the occasional egg on their face and turn it into something tasty.
1 and 3 aren't that bad... but they aren't good either. Haha Others - definitely avoid! xD
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I'm not quite sure how much of this I can consider one way biased crap and how much of this I can consider as "thoughts of a pessimistic woman who hates video games and refers to people as pigs".
I bow my helmet at this crap. This is truly the crap of the crap with more crap at top with more crap, sprinkles of pessimism and personal downfall with more crap.
Oh fuck wish i didn't read that. Just got ditched by 2 girls tonight already that I've been getting to know, and now reading this I have like 5 of those points.
I see nothing wrong with #3. I understand the idea of not pulling out coupons on a first date, but being frugal in this time period is a strength not a weakness.
A woman will know for herself what she likes and what she doesn't like. This list only consists of extremes as if all people are some form of extreme, including the aforementioned ones.
This is a good read over a lunch sandwich and tea.
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The Always Reduce You To One Thing Girl. No matter how much of a unique, complicated individual you are, you have a penis, so you must be able to be reduced to one flaw. She then uses that flaw to represent you and justify why everything is your fault and she is a perfect girlfriend.
Who not to date, according to the internet: Everyone. No one is good enough for you!
"Why am I still alone?"
You need to put this on a T-shirt. lol It sums up our culture perfectly.
I couldn't disagree more with this whole thing. Most guys have at least 20% of every point on that list.
You've basically eliminated all man-dom. Hate to break it to you, but we ain't perfect :P Oh gosh, I'm number 5! :O
Number 7 here. Lol, if you can't be your own cheerleader, why the hell should anyone else cheer for you. Ego's important to a guy -- its a good impetus for self-improvement, so at the very least you can back up all the talk.
I do agree with the fragile ego. No one likes a someone that can't rock the occasional egg on their face and turn it into something tasty.
good list but doent that cut out 75% of the people out there
Whats wrong with 4?
I work my ass off during the week, can't a guy enjoy his hobbies in the weekend and take things slow?
This^^^
1 and 3 aren't that bad... but they aren't good either. Haha
Others - definitely avoid! xD
I'm not quite sure how much of this I can consider one way biased crap and how much of this I can consider as "thoughts of a pessimistic woman who hates video games and refers to people as pigs".
I bow my helmet at this crap. This is truly the crap of the crap with more crap at top with more crap, sprinkles of pessimism and personal downfall with more crap.
Bowing your stahlhelm?
Prehaps you can wtite a take on the seven women not to date lol
@Spermdumster666 That would be rather easy.
Step 1 - Take above my
Step 2 - Paste
Step 3 - Find & Replace male to female adjectives.
Good point I swear some of these takes are done my ten year olds
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Oh fuck wish i didn't read that. Just got ditched by 2 girls tonight already that I've been getting to know, and now reading this I have like 5 of those points.
Ouch haha!
@Applepie97 :(
I see nothing wrong with #3. I understand the idea of not pulling out coupons on a first date, but being frugal in this time period is a strength not a weakness.
A woman will know for herself what she likes and what she doesn't like. This list only consists of extremes as if all people are some form of extreme, including the aforementioned ones.
This is a good read over a lunch sandwich and tea.
1, 2, 7 should be avoided at all costs. 3 is just annoying as hell.
All of these can be said for men too, any man looking for an equal partner won't put up with those.
I actually quite enjoy #5's. I like to see them as realists. they're a breath of fresh air as opposed to the annoying, unrealistic, idealists.
Lmao. Can't imagine the disgusting whale writing this take. I get the vibe that you have never dated a man in your life.
Yes, nailed it! I'm every one... oh wait, is that bad? 😓
I agree with number 7, but this list cuts off almost 100% of the male population lol
Way to go and list literally every human being at some point in their lives.
It sounds like you're going to make a man very miserable someday. Haha!
Avoid the guy with a hockey mask and a bloody machete. Women keep falling for that type of guy and it always ends pretty badly.
to make sense out of this list, we can all agree on one thing:
"haha, and then what? ;)"