1. I want a sugar momma
Look, I'm lazy, I know it, and so does my mother. So I'm looking for a lady to take care of me, buy me video games, and all my food. Why? Because I deserve it damnit. I like to set the tone early on that I am a helpless creature who constantly needs to be taken care of.
2. It shows she is financially fit enough to make up for the fact that I'm not
As stated previously, I'm lazy. So I'm looking for a girl that has a good job, good enough for me to go without one for the rest of my life.
3. It's romantic
Who doesn't like to be doted on? Never mind showing me affection through your actions and communication. Only your purse speaks to me, and if your purse doesn't speak... Get lost.
So that's it, short Take. Leave comments below.