Before I get started here I want to apologize for being gone for like 3 months. I had some personal things to deal with and it was either writing to hide or stop writing to handle it. My choice was pretty obvious. I'll not go into what happened here. If anyone truly wants to know what happened I will make a separate myTake discussing it all and explaining what happened. I'm pleased to announce that I'm doing better and writing on a more common basis is now possible. Especially seeing as I have until the 30th off of work. So without further ado let's get into the take shall we?
A Few Things Girls Do That Guys Hate
So before I make my little list here I just want to say I can't speak for all men. I'm also not trying to advise anyone. A couple of these might be offensive to more literal individuals so I guess it's only polite to say *AHEM*
TRIGGER WARNING AHEAD, TUMBLR FEMINIST BLOGGERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
Alright. Now before you angrily type your comments calling me names be quiet. Those types of internet keyboard warriors get really mad at me because I'm constantly committing internet heresy by challenging their views and beliefs.
Alright! Everyone good? Good! Let's get into this now!
1: Let's start with the obvious and go with: Making us wait MONTHS for sex.
^That picture was hard to find among the slough of porn
Now don't get me wrong. I understand the reasoning. You want to make sure it's not just a "roll in the hay and have a nice day" type deal. I do get it. It's just something you should disclose at the start of the relationship. Before the relationship is dedicated and exclusive that kind of thing should be expressed. That's just general courtesy. Same thing with the stance "No sex till marriage;" if the other person doesn't share that opinion it's not fair to restrict him/her from that part of a relationship because you don't want it. In my personal opinion, if that's how you want to handle physicality in relationships, you shouldn't date until you're ready for marriage. Though that's just me.
2: When you put extraneous things before the betterment of the relationship
I can't speak for all guys but to me, there is nothing more unbelievably obnoxious than being the guy in a relationship and playing second fiddle to a TV show or a pet. I understand if there are kids involved. However, if I put my partner before my work and myself I expect the same in a return. I don't think that's an unreasonable expectation.
3: Saying you don't dress to be found attractive
There's a good chance I'm alone on this one but it still is noteworthy. When a girl/women says they dress for themselves not to be found attractive it genuinely makes me upset. I don't like it when people are dishonest. With me or themselves. Personal honesty (being truthful with yourself about your own intentions and your own emotions) is a HUGE part of maintaining a healthy conscience and sense of right and wrong.
Now let me explain. When you dress in the morning (or evening), you dress in what you think looks good, correct? Well, what makes a girl look good? Baggy pants, greasy hair in a pony tail, and a dirty tank-top? Obviously not. What you find looks good on you isn't just anything. It's what you find pleasing to your own eyes. You can argue all you want but everyone dresses to look attractive. Whether or not you are trying to attract someone is irrelevant. You're dressing to be found pretty. Stop saying otherwise.
4: Claiming you have a good singing voice but you can't even keep tempo with the radio in the car
Being a music artist myself I find this one very annoying. People think being a good singer or a music artist only entails have a good voice. That's completely untrue. There's also rhythm, speed, sync, wordplay, multi-syllable rhyming, pacing, a song needs to tell a story, mixing and mastering, production, and distribution. The main ones are: Sound, Rhythm, and Tempo (speed). If you can't keep rhythm and tempo you aren't a good singer. There's also key to factor in which brings a whole new topic into the mix. Then there's originality. There's more to being a music artist than being able to hold a high note.
5: Thinking twerking is dancing
SHAKING YOUR ASS AT PEOPLE IS NOT DANCING!!!!!
You want to dance? Try actual dancing. None of this twerking, hip swiveling, grinding hip-hop bullshit. Actual dancing. Like two step, foxtrot, line dancing, slow dancing, and ballroom. You know REAL DANCING. Besides, a real gentleman would know how to dance. Being able to spin on your head is cool but with enough practice the fat man who lives next to me could do it. It takes actual skill and talent to dance. Being able to jump on the spot repeatedly and shake your ass up and down is just disgraceful. Thanks Miley.
6: Wearing too much make-up
Let me be straight with you girls. Makeup can make you look better IF used in moderation. Giving yourself a second skin just makes you look ridiculous. If I can literally grab a handful of your face, you have a problem. Who cares about blemishes? You're a human being. You get zits. Congrats. If someone judges you based on how many pimples you have they obviously aren't a very nice human being. Needless to say, no make-up/little make-up is best. There's no reason to try to look like a barbie doll. Don't be plastic and fake. If you don't want to listen to this opinion then so be it. Though you'll come to understand later in life.
REMINDER: NONE OF THIS IS ADVICE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS ADVICE. I'M MERELY STATING MY OPINION AND WHAT I THINK MOST MEN BELIEVE
7: Claiming to be good in bed
Let's be real. It IS possible for a girls/woman to be bad in the bedroom. This same thing goes for guys. Don't claim to be good in bed. I don't care if your past boyfriends told you you're good in bed. We've never slept together so I'm gonna think you're absolutely awful in bed until you prove otherwise to me. Fair is fair. Good sex is the best thing ever. However, bad sex? Falling down the stairs is better than bad sex.
8: Everything is your fault
This one personally is a deal breaker for me. Everything is my fault? Not even gonna take a little bit of responsibility huh? Yeah... get the F*CK OUT OF MY HOUSE! DON'T COME BACK! A relationship is an EQUAL PARTNERSHIP. My problems are hers and hers are mine. When it comes to the relationship both parties are at fault. Not one. Whenever something in the relationship is wrong it's never just one persons fault. It's both peoples fault. That's how it works.
I like to think I'm a smart person. I have a college degree, my diploma, and a full time job. I like to think I'm mature and intelligent. When I see someone who dropped out of high school it pisses me off. Then they try to justify it. No. You're an adult. Go back to school and get your diploma you lazy f*ck. There's no reason to be uneducated. EVER. If mentally handicapped people go to school and get the diploma so do you. You're just lazy.
Girls, you expect your partner to have a job right? Well, you have to meet your own expectations, right? So it'd stand to reason that if a woman expects you to have a job she would have one herself, right? Oh no! You'd be surprised by the amount of women who want to be treated like princesses and have everything handed to them. I had a girlfriend once who threw a genuine fit in a store on me like a child because I refused to pay for something for her. I left her there with no ride home. You're an adult. Act like it. You want something? Get off your lazy ass, get a job, earn some f*cking money, and BUY IT YOURSELF! I have absolutely no time to teach an adult how to be an adult.
I want to thank all of you guys for reading! I actually enjoyed reading this and I'm waiting for some really hateful comments. I'm excited to read hate comments for once. They should be mostly from 14-16 year old girls who are butt-hurt that I called out some of the shit they do. Though I don't care. As per usual I'm disabling anonymous comments on this myTake. If you can't own your opinion you don't deserve to voice it. If you have an idea for a future article feel free to let me know through PMs or through commenting. I always read every comment I get. If I don't reply it's probably because I don't have a reply but I assure you that I always read the comments. Anyways, I ramble.