How NOT To Get Caught Cheating

1. Password protect phone/computer/social media

Always make sure that you are careful about the accessibility of your communication devices. If you need to buy a pre-paid phone, or even set up an email account.

2. Use cash, not credit cards

If you live with your partner, make sure that nothing suspicious is on your credit card statements by simply opting to use for cash that can't be accounted for nor traced.

3. Don't get mad if you get accused

The biggest sign of someone who is guilty, is to get mad or defense about being accused. Instead just calmly deny and laugh the idea off.


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What Guys Said 15

  • 23d

    Wow thanks OP! With this guide I have finally cheated and now I am officially an asshole. You're the best OP!

    For the people who don't understand sarcasm, it's sarcasm.

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  • 22d

    Well you know who won't be having a boyfriend this Thanksgiving this girl.

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  • 22d

    4. Don't do it at all. 🙄

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  • 22d

    I am shocked! Who would think that a WOMAN would post this! Too many of her friends getting caught lately. (They are the biggest players of all; that's why they hate players, especially when they've been played)

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  • 23d

    If they had the money and the resources they can hire a or multiple professional private investigators to find and track your whereabouts, assuming how paranoid and suspicious they are. Either that or they'd set up something almost like a sting operation where whomever you were supposed to meet and cheat or have an affair with is the bait. Sometimes it works, I remember seeing something like this in a reality TV show on how they catch cheaters and people having affairs.

    Kind of like how when someone that wanted to hire a hitmen presumed the person they met would be a contract killer but in actuality it was an undercover police officer in disguise gathering all of the details and evidence of their plot.

    Cheat at your own risk. It is not 100% impossible to get caught, depending whom you are with.

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  • 23d

    First give me a girlfriend to cheat 😂

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  • 23d

    I don't think number 3 is true. I've never cheated on my girlfriend and I'd get angry if she seriously accused me. Probably shouldn't actually be telling a cheating slut. this but oh well.

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  • 23d

    "First of all, shut the hell up." In Chris Jericho's voice. Second of all, this goes on the list.

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  • 24d

    Oh oh I have an idea 🖐🏻! What if... What if we just don't cheat and not be scumbags? 😮 Wow so easy right

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  • 24d

    If you have a prepaid phone then the guy will think you are a dug dealer or a cheater. lol

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  • 27d

    If you cheat you will get caught. Anyone who wants to cheat and keep their current partner is selfish and too scared to be alone.

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  • 28d

    Take should be called.

    "How TO be a cunt"

    If you're speaking on account of personal experience asker. You have about the same human value as a dead skunks bleeding arsehole.

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  • 29d

    4. don't cheat at all.

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  • 29d

    Gross!

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  • 29d

    Always use "Incognito" mode with no cookies allowed on your browser and remove all traces of anything you search.
    Remove or hide recent phone calls and texts.
    Store important stuff in the cloud.

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What Girls Said 7

  • 1mo

    Here's a foolproof way:
    Don't do it. If you find yourself bored in a relationship, attracted to someone else, or any other stupid reason people cheat, don't be a selfish coward and break up instead. Literally all you have to say is, "I don't want to be with you."

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  • 6d

    ı hate cheating

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  • 23d

    You got my hopes up. I thought this was a guide on how to get away with cheating on exams.

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  • 23d

    Cheating is messed up. Don't do it. Even if you are so good at it and think its fun, its so much effort trying to hide it and the guilt of it will catch up with you and make you wander what kind of person you are and what the hell is wrong with you.

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  • 1mo

    Or just don't cheat you know, thats a very simple way or not getting caught

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  • 1mo

    You shouldn't cheat all tho. That's one of the most cowardly and horrific things a person can do if they're unsatisfied with their significant other. Not only does it make your partner feel like they aren't good enough, but it will also ruin your reputation for future relationships if they happen to find out you've cheated in the past. The best way to not get caught cheating, is to not cheat at all.

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  • 1mo

    you're disgusting, and i hope karma kicks you in the pants.

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