Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

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Why I wouldn't find a bf/husband
Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

1. I talk a LOTTTTT!

Like I'm a walking chatterbox. I don't mean to be I just can't help it.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

2. I'm shy as hell and don't trust anyone for a long long time.

If you say "oh can you tell me where this is?" or "have you seen my dog?" I'll say what I know but if you just start talking to me for no reason, I'm on edge watching thinking WTF DO YOU WANT? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? WHAT'S YOUR MOTIVE?

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

3. I don't like to be touched, it freaks me out.

My mother was very clingy wanting to hold and cling to me all the time so I grew to hate being touched.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

4. If I'm crying or in actual pain, I don't want you to help me.

If I'm crying I want to be alone to cry I don't want people looking at me. If I fall and it hurts bad I don't want people holding onto me going "are you ok? here let me see" No. I want you to get away from me so I can walk it off.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

5. The lifestyle I plan to have.

The life I want is not for most especially of my generation. I want to live as self-sufficient as possible or homesteading. So city or town life doesn't appeal to me. I hate the city. It's loud, smells bad, the air is like breathing smog, I don't like it. When I say self-sufficient I don't mean I'll do some paperwork at some job then walk a block to an ice cream shop, NO. I mean getting up and growing your own food, making your own soap, leather, and collecting your own honey. So if you don't even know that there are different breeds of cattle than that's just not going to work.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

6. TOP SECRET.

I'm very secretive. everything I do is a secret. I could be doing something as simple as making a PBJ or watching a movie and I act like its top secret.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

7. Still childish.

I still watch the little kid shows and movies like My Little Pony and SWAT CATS.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

8. My personality shifts constantly.

No, I don't mean I have a multiple personality disorder. I mean I could want to dress like punk then want to look like a tomboy, pretty clothes with heels, victorian era to until 2017. This includes my music taste and overall demeanor. It also affects my style of guy. Sometimes I like boys who are shy and blush. Other times I like guys who are funny and joke a lot or guys who are your normal "I hunt and fish" kinda guy. Basically I'm BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

9. I'm competitive and I'm a rough-houser.

If you make a wise crack at me I'll punch you in the arm or leg or something and I want to win. I don't need to but I want to.

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend

Why I Doubt I Will Find a Boyfriend
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