How To Write Your Online Dating Profile

[Anonymous]

Completely horrible advice from someone who knows absolutely nothing about how things work. Also, an image:

That was my dream as a child believe it or not.

[inamorata]

Step 1: Learn language.
Step 2: Find site in said language.
Step 3: Join.
Step 4: Fill out profile form.
Step 5: Go learn English because you need it to understand rest of these instructions.
Step 6: Stop with learning of English halfway through and realise you're a moron who never heard of Google Translate.
Step 7: Go to Google Translate.
Step 8: Translate these instructions.
Step 9: Take a pee break because you've been at your computer for so long. You obviously need to pee.
Step 10: Come back to computer.
Step 11: Bang chicks.

[Jack766]

ええ？まったく！？すごいアードーバイスー。ありがとうございます！

[inamorata]

@Jack766 You're welcome. ^^

[Your_boss960]

What is your advice even about?

[myTake Owner]

Food.

[Your_boss960]

Are you sure? I didn't even hear anything about food?

[myTake Owner]

Yes.

[Your_boss960]

Are you joking? Because I really didn't hear anything about food 😕

[Your_boss960]

Or are you just lying?

[myTake Owner]

I'm kidding... You're adorable.

[Your_boss960]

Thanks :D

[Anonymous]

Are you error204 dude?