Black Women--you want to date a white guy? Here's how to up your odds.

RationalMale

So, I see so many questions by black women who want to date white guys. I'm not a fan of it, but I might as well give some solid advice and cut down on all the threads about it... as a 23 year old white guy who lives in Atlanta, I daresay I know a bit abotu the subject.


Alright, here we go. No one can guarantee your success, but doing these things will raise your odds, like using basic strategy at a blackjack table. Yeah, it's awesomely generous of me, but I'm bored. So, you get the free help.



1. Be fit, not fat.



Black Women--you want to date a white guy? Here's how to up your odds.



You want to get involved in a group, you play by their rules. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." You want to date white guys? You need to play by our rules and likes if you want to win. Be fit. According to the CDC, 57% of black women over 20 are obese. Being obese is not attractive to white guys. Work out, eat small meals high in protein, drink lots of water, exercise... Yep, it takes work! But it will drastically up your odds of success. Most white guys are not into interracial dating, and being overweight will help insure he never changes his mind.



2. Long hair.



Black Women--you want to date a white guy? Here's how to up your odds.




Jennifer Lawrence, recognized among us white guys as basically a sex bomb. And even she goes from gorgeous to cute when her hair is cut short. Having long hair, maintained, will boost the looks of pretty much any girl alive. White, black, indian, chinese, eskimo... you get the idea. Ditch dreadlocks and cornrows, black ladies.



3. Body odor. Look, I know pretty much every race groups has hinks about other groups. I don't deny, we whites probably stink to Mexicans, or something. Anyway. For instance, I went to a Tech college for two years, that had tons of koreans and indians... and God, my nose was almost murdered by indian guys, from distances of 5-10 feet away. I also ran into tons of Indians at GE conferences and meetings who didn't stink. Evidently, stinkers don't move on. Take this lesson. When you're dealing with white guys... try to have no odor, whatsoever. No heavy hairsprays. And on a random note, please, no crazy long fingernails. Those things look freakish to us.



4. Language and attitude. Perhaps Atlanta is cursed. Defeat that curse. If you want to date white guys, try to speak clean English . Think Will Smith in a lot of his movies. No ghetto, no slang, none of that sort of "black woman voice" that I've heard from tons of black girls in college, uni, and at work. If you really want to have fun, get a russian accent, or maybe an Israeli one. The results will be awesome. Ditch the infamous sterotypical "black woman" attitude. Be nice. Be feminine. Don't try to impress us that you don't need a man.



Follow these four steps, and the odds of you finding a white boyfriend will drastically rise. The rest is up to you!


Black Women--you want to date a white guy? Here's how to up your odds.
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