Who would you rather (ultimate challenge of aesthetics) zyzz vs jeff?

ZyzzWhyYouNoHorny
Look i'm a dude but these two are sexy, and when I say sexy..i mean juicy, minty fresh like mint Ore's first thing in the morning "mmmm".. like a cool glass of lemonade on a hot's summer's day in the Congo. You feeling my feeels? like the Japanese bullet train going straight up my feels meter and hitting a clean 400MPH in less then 1 universal second.
Simply zesty hot.

Who would you rather, and why.

Please elaborate.

(don't be shy)
ZYZZ
JEFF
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Who would you rather (ultimate challenge of aesthetics) zyzz vs jeff?
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