I've heard some pretty funny ones before and I was wondering if you guys had any I maybe hadn't heard before. The title is pretty self explanatory, just post your favorite and/or cheesiest pick up line you have ever heard. If you wan't to try to make your own or have multiple, knock yourself out. Thanks!
Favorite and/or cheesiest pick up line?
What Girls Said 3
I was walking out of my house one day and this guy in a truck pulls up. I recognized him from the next street over. He starts talking to me and then asks if he is correct about me being a single mom. I said yes. He says, "Well, I'm the gas station man". I said, "okay". He asks, "Do you know what that is". I said, "Not really". He says, "I'm the guy that takes care of the fluids on all women. If you need your fluids taken care of, let me know".0
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?1
I got told this once before: "Hey girl, do you have a yeast infection? 'Cause you're giving me a rise."0
What Guys Said 1
Are you retarded? Cause you look special to me!
How many planets are there? "8" There's gonna be only 7 after I'm done destroying Uranus.
Excuse me girls, I would call heaven to tell them there's angels missing, but I'm kinda hoping you guys are sluts.
All three of those require a lot of alcohol and will not get you laid. Gurnatee. Actually, I've gotten a number off the last one cause she could tell I was joking and found it really funny. And I only said it cause someone bet me a beer I wouldn't.2
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