Best pickup paragraph? (not funny)?

Two to four sentences, not a joke. Not necessarily unique or clever, just serviceable.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • "Hi, this may seem forward but you are just so pretty"
    "Hello, I saw you sitting over here and had to come meet you"
    "You know, you have some really pretty eyes, I had to come get a closer look".
    Always be natural, and genuine.

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What Girls Said 1

  • You go up to a girl, you say to her "hey, baby, I'm hot, you'll do, what's your number"

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What Guys Said 1

  • I saw you checking me out so here's my number.
    God done took the stars outta the sky and put them in your eyes.
    They broke the mold when you was made.
    Nice shoes wanna fuck.

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