I usually have a blank look on my face while thinking this can't be good.
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I'm a worst case scenario panic-er. Here is a short list of things that would instantly pop into my head:
"It's cancer, they told me to tell you"
"I used to be a dude"
"I have AIDs and didn't tell you"
"I'm seeing other people"
"I have a child I never told you about"
"I just had an abortion"
"I maxed out our bank accounts, sorry"
"My real name is Lorena Bobbit"
"I lied, I do like The Hunger Games"
So please, never start a conversation with me that way.0