Any pickup lines? (funny, stupid, good ones, etc)?

Have you heard, said, or seen any pickup lines that made you laugh, got you rejected, actually worked, wish someone would say to you? I'm bored and this popped in my head :)
if you want you can add the story from personal experiences


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What Guys Said 2

  • One of two I'd ever use, and this still more as a joke. "What should I make you for breakfast?"

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  • Hey, if you were were cheese you would be gooda

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What Girls Said 1

  • Here let me tie your shoelaces so that you won't fall for anyone else

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