I only date women that like Seinfeld. I haven't got laid in 6 years. Should I change my stubborn ways?

I only date women that like watching Seinfeld. It has been a while since a lovely lady broke off a piece for me. Should I change my preferences?

  • Date women that like the Walking dead
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  • Stick to your guns bruh
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  • I indeed am sponge worthy
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  • Watch p*rn and Seinfeld simultaneously
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  • You're a very bad man *waves finger in disgust*
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Lol. I love Seinfeld! But it maybe should be your 2nd or 3rd requirement.
    "No sex for you"
    *soup... I mean soup 😉

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    • Soup/sex nazi lol

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    • Thanks for mh dahling!

    • Very welcome me lady

What Girls Said 12

  • I LOVE SIENFIELD but would NOT base a relationship on it bUT luckily my bf/fiance LIKES it too lol so we can watch together - so it DOES help that is part of my after work laugh therapy lol

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    • I just can't date a woman that likes the show Mad About You. I might let her touch my cookies but that's it.

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  • Yes because that show is stupid.

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  • Don't you dare change a damn thing, sir!

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    • Lets get married and eat Rounteen!

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    • Ahahaha, omg it's you! I knew I liked you! :)

    • :)
      I answered so many of your questions too. And I only trolled one! :)

  • You're doing the right thing. Who doesn't like Seinfeld? It's one of the best sitcoms ever made

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    • I love you and I really am sponge worthy
      Soup for you!

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    • @ihatethiswebsite if it was awful, it wouldn't have been on for so long :)

    • It's certainly a show for smart people for the most part. Some people that don't like it have not seen it enough or have a different culture and can't get on the boat.

  • Women should wake up and start liking Seinfeld. I blame feminism, that Walking Dead show promotes it every episode. Women using guns, defending themselves all over the shop. You need a good, traditional, Seinfeld loving lady. Hold out :)

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    • BEST ANSWER EVER (of the day, but still)

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    • It's incredibly pretentious which is why I love Roz Doyle. Lowers the tone somewhat :)

    • (it is a good show and I love Niles... and that dog)

  • You should probably start looking for other reasons to date a woman. Not just because she likes Seinfeld

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    • I wish I could I really wish I could.

  • Hahahahahahaha

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    • Yay Jerry got it open! Serenity now serenity now!

  • Bruuuuh...

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    • You got the hen a chicken a rooster... now who is having sex with the hen?

    • Your mom?

    • On weekends with our Gag friend Sandra (aka saves, sandralslip, moonmice and fionna 83)...
      NO SOUP FOR YOU!

  • LOL this made me laugh 8-)

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    • All aboard the pain train baby!

  • Do what you want. It's your life and your preference

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    • Thank you for the sound advice.

  • That show is not funny nor entertaining. Its old and borring :/

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    • Ok we too are broken up.. again

What Guys Said 10

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    You know, "Seinfeld" makes a lot more sense once Jerry Seinfeld revealed he might be autistic.

    www.washingtonpost.com/.../

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    • Wow I didn't know that but it makes sense doesn't it?

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    • Larry David is actually more hilarious than Seinfeld in my opinion.

    • I agree. I think just looking at Jerry is funny but Larry is way more clever.

  • Don't date anyone who wouldn't spare a square.

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    • I love me a good Newport after some waka flaka

  • You know what to do. If whatever you are doing is wrong, the complete opposite must be right.

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    • VERY wise words. I am bald, unemployed and live with my mother.

  • might have to change to the Simpsons. South Park girls are fucking hilarrr too!

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    • I am so old school. No soup for you!

    • the simpsons is old school :D I don't even remember the pilot hahaa

    • The pilot was so odd. The animation was awful.

  • I wonder if Seinfeld ever got laid.
    You might have the wrong role model.

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    • He got laid plenty but some had man hands

  • Make an exception for fans of Curb Your Enthusiasm and see where that gets ya!

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  • Walking dead... Totally.

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    • They tend to eat their peas one at a time though

  • I'm sure you'll find that special seinfeld loving woman someday!

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  • Nobody should like that horrible Seinfeld show

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    • Thank god I am not gay... not that there's anything wrong with that

  • Just date older women.

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    • But what if they have man hands?

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    • Hahahah man hands

    • Yes, Megan, your hands in the future.

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