So I accidentally texted my crush something earlier, and now she is pretending like she's the guy I meant to text. Obviously I know it's her, but anyway...
Trying to be funny, I said "Hey wanna go smell the candles at Wal Mart?"
She replied: "Was this meant for W (the guy I meant to text earlier)?"
I said: "I thought you were W"
She said: "Oh right hehe"
I said: "So you up for it?"
She said: "Ya".
I said: "Really? Lol."
She said: "Actually I don't think I can peel myself away from my couch now that I'm on it."
I said: "Not even for candles?"
Should I offer food?
I think at this point she knows that I'm actually trying to talk to her.
What should I say? Should I smoothly change it into an actual date? How would I do that?
Also I'm serious.
HELP MA pls!!
She said: "We will someday, I heard their flavors aren't even good now."
I said: "Well if you're not into candles we could just eat people food."
She said: "I eat dog food"
I said: "Well I eat cat food most of the time but you don't see that stopping me from eating occasional people food"
She said: "Oh I am a dogfoodivore (it's very similar to herbivore)"
She said "sure they have great toys"
I said: "and food lets go"
She said: "Harry potter is on"
I think I should give up at this point. We just worked for like 7 hours so maybe she's too tired for anyone...
So I said "which one"