What do they look like or what's their personality?
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I'm glad I made a copy/paste for a lot of the frequent questions here.
To be highly specific:
-slightly younger than me
-slightly shorter than me
-B cup breasts
-Blonde hair, long
-green or blue eyes
-doesn't like pop or rap
-likes bands like Cake, RATM, Disturbed, E Street Band, The Rat Pack, Nightwish
-likes the movie "The Last Castle"
-plays an instrument (I play trumpet, it'd be nice if she could read music as well)
-"Nerdy", for fuck sake I play WoW.
-Must be a dog person
-Not a republican
Though honestly, to put it as simply as it can get, I'm looking for is a girl who is my best friend before anything else. And yeah, I have a list of preferences and likes/dislikes, but for her to become my best friend most of those are going to be met.
In the words of my favorite comedian:
"All we want is love
Its worth more than money, worth more than fame, or an Astin Martin.
Someone we can fight with like crazy and then have the kind of make up sex that makes your left side go numb
Somebody who will go to court for you, and lie.
Somebody who makes you horny, even after they’ve puked in your car.
Somebody who you can be with for 65/70 years of your life until you’re sitting on the porch of the house you bought together. And you’re old wrinkly and smelly and poop through a hole in your side. And she’s old, wrinkly and smelly and can’t remember your name. She just keeps calling you the nice man. But you’re still in love, and you’re holding each others hand and as you stare into each other’s milky cataract filled eyes your hearts well up explode and you both die, ugh.
That’s all we want."1