What's the worst/biggest lie you've told your BF/GF?

[Anonymous]

I told my BF I'd had a boyfriend before when I hadn't... I just didn't want to seem lame. I cleared it up later and thankfully he didn't judge me for lying!

[Anonymous]

I didn't want him to know I was a virgin, so I lied and said I was experienced. I was embarrassed because I was 26 years old, and I didn't think he'd want me if he knew the truth. Everyone always told me that a guy would never guess and to just fake it. So I tried that, but it was an extremely painful experience and he KNEW. He didn't say anything about it until the next day and when he found out the truth, he dumped me. He said I should have been honest with him so he could have tried to be more gentle, and he didn't appreciate being lied to. He said he couldn't be in a relationship where he was lied to from the start. The problem is, he was in his 30s and I figured a man in his 30s wouldn't want to be with a 26 year old virgin. If a guy his age wanted to be with a virgin, he'd go for an 18 year or something. Not a 26 year old virgin. I've always regretted it, but I honestly thought that being a virgin at 26 was a bad thing.

[LeafClover]

The problem here is lying, not being virgin. You shouldn't be embarassed with being virgin, it's not a bad thing though.

[snowangle]

My boyfriend and I broke up for about 7 months before getting back together. I told him I wasn't interested in any other guys during that time, but in reality I went on a date with a guy I met online. He was honestly a great guy and somewhat perfect for me, but he only reminded me that I truly belonged with my ex. So there was no second date, my ex and I eventually got back together and we're now planning a future. :)

[SensualScribe]

I have not lied to my boyfriend. I don't tell him everything. If he asks, though I will not lie about it. We don't see each other much, our situation is complicated and he has health problems. It causes me a lot of stress and is emotionally exhausting. He knows it is hard on me and I worry a lot, but he does not know how much I cry or how emotionally exhausted I am.

[Hexxus]

Worst lie I ever told a partner... Im an atheist and I was dating a Christian. When we first became serious we talked about our different belief systems and agreed to continue the relationship. After a while about 5 months it started to bother her to the point where we almost broke up...

In order to save the relationship I lied and said I started to believe in god. Worst lie I ever told a partner. Not only did I lie to her, but I betrayed myself as well.

[tricegibbs]

Oh wow thats crazy.. how long did you and the girl work? Was it worth it? Did you tell the truth later?

[Hexxus]

At that point it was just a mess. Yes, I told her the truth. It was more than a lie, I was pretending to be someone that I was not. After I told her the truth she went on a mission to make my life a living hell, but that's another story.

[DaveyYourFavey]

I'd actually like to hear that one :)

[Hexxus]

To keep it short, over a period of about 10 months after our breakup she filed false police reports accusing me of stalking and sending threating texts and emails, filed similar reports with a college I no longer even went too and posted my name to any online gossip site that would listen to her.

I did my homework. I got copies of all reports she filed and well as evidence of my location the time most the events allegedly transpired as well as copies of my phone records. I had evidence that most of her statements where demonstrably false. I told her about my paperwork and that if she ever bothered me again I would use every last sent in my bank account to hire a snarky lawyer and file my own reports.

Needles to say I never heard from her since

[Xonen]

Our relationship had gone sour so I broke up with her, but a few days afterwards I couldn't bear the fact that I had caused her so much distress so I lied to her and pretended that I regretted breaking up with her and we got together for another 2 months before I broke up with her again permanently.

[Anonymous]

-Yes you have a big dick.
Well, I love his dick and for me it is perfect, but his dick is not big. It is on the smaller side, but if I would tell it to him he would feel so self conscious about it!

[MechaDray]

Awww thats a nice lie :D

[Opinion Owner]

Thank youuu haha :))

[Kalinda]

Id like to think that lying isn't going to be a default form of communication in my relationship. If I have to lie to get by I should probably get out.

I also do not want to be lied to. Truth is important to me.

[MechaDray]

Ha... ha... well you will be lied to, just keep and ear out because more than likely you will be lied to... and you will lie as well :D just be careful how you lie, and what you lie about, when you think this is so big i have to lie... thats when you don't because those are the things that bite you the hardest later on.

[TechieMatera]

"I'm fine," "Yeah, (his obnoxious female friend) is pretty cool," and possibly "I have no idea where you left your Xbox controller."

Stupid stuff like that lol. Nothing heavy or detrimental.

[Ferretman21]

What... No... you hid is controller... didn't you?

[TechieMatera]

No, his lazy ass just left it in the other room and I wasn't about to get up and get it for him.

[bama_girl89]

None, I hate lying. I'm a very open person and not afraid to tell a person what's up. I can't even lie to my own mom.

[MechaDray]

Eh, telling the turth to parents is easy...

[bama_girl89]

Not necessarily. And correction, I only have one parent.

[existing_not_living]

I told my boyfriend that I was going to school on Monday and that I had a finished a paper I was supposed to write. I didn't go to school and I didn't finish the paper. He's really huge on going to school everyday so he scolded me when I told him I was thinking of not going in.

[MechaDray]

Ahhhh he needs to lighten up.

[Frost_Byte]

I told my ex gf that i would committ suicide if she broke up with me, in order to get her to stay with me. We only stayed together for about a week after that. I never actually intended to kill myself. I hav had a guilty conscience ever since. Hopefully this made u feel better about whatever lie u told your bf

[Anonymous]

"baby I love the perfume you got me, I actually used it yesterday!"
"No I'm not mad at you at all"
"I forgot my netflix password... let's just chat!"
"your abs are much better than his. I don't like men so muscular like that " (when he saw me checking out a picture of a super hot guy friend
" I can't download battlefield bc I need a newer software, sorry!"
I guess they're not awful but they kinda accumulate

[MechaDray]

Hahaha sounds like most are too spend time doing something you wanna do, i get it!

[exoticval]

probably the fact that I didn't mind his best female friend. When I really couldn't stand her. She was really annoying and clingy to him. I ended up telling him how much I didn't like her, he completely understood.

[Anonymous]

Probably my biggest lie to my bf was telling him I was older than what I really was, see I was underaged but I told him I was 18, I eventually told him before we started dating, he freaked out a bit, but three years later we are still together :D and I did the same to some of my exes lol, I've always liked older guys, but I've always come clean with all of them about my age before getting to date

[DaveyYourFavey]

I told her I didn't love her.

Only lasted 2 seconds though until she gave me that adorable look :)

[polarbear94]

Awwwwwww

[code3]

"No, I'm not mad at you, I just had a bad day at work."

[Anonymous]

That I came during sexting
Best sex I ever had
Im tired, going to sleep
When he wanted to hang out sometimes I would lie and say I wasn't home
Lied about being pregnant because I wanted to cause him stress and make him freak out for all he's done to me
Lies to another ex about being pregnant and got money from him for my 'abortion' then told him to never speak to me again. He didn't.

[Opinion Owner]

Do I regret it? Not one bit, both motherfuckers deserved it. Especially the one who came in me against my will... I could have been pregnant but I wasn't, he's so fucking lucky I really wasn't.

[jjazmin]

" Im fine " . "No im not jealous" . & "you werent my first kiss "

[Anonymous]

I was dating this guy that I loved a lot. We broke up and he was going back to his ex I lied and told him I was pregos. He didn't beleive me anyway. But he eventually came back. Not because of the lie but because we loved eachother. I told him I lied about being pregos and buying a oneway ticket to go home ( jamaica.) He said he knew I lied already.

[Anonymous]

That I've slept with a handful of people where in actual fact the number is 203. How I know the actual number is a long story (lets just say I had a mate who liked to keep track of numbers -.-) but suffice to say I was shocked when I found out -.- It's like a bad stigma, thank god I wasn't a dick and only told a really close friend (the one thats good with numbers) about it. Didn't tell him to keep bloody count but I guess it's good to know

[Shyoutgoing]

Ha bullshit!

[Opinion Owner]

Would you mind explaining? @Shyoutgoing
I would really love to know how my life is considered bullshit from your point of view because if you have an easy solution I would more than love to hear it as well

[Anonymous]

"Don't worry, babe--it happens to everyone. We can try again later." Or, "Of course I love your mother!"

[Xylem]

I didn't have orgasm while we sexting but i said "i came". lol.

[Newtown]

Hahahaha I've done that once, problem was she wanted a picture so she ended up finding out, boy she was not happy :/

[kelseyk]

@Newtown she wanted a picture of your unerect penis? lol that's a new one

[Newtown]

@kelseyk lol no, we were sexting and she said she had just orgasmed and ask if I had too, I said yes, but I hadn't (I wasn't really in the mood and it was late, I just wanted to go to sleep) she wanted a pic of my cock and the cum. When I refused to give a pic she eventually put it together and was very mad at me

[kelseyk]

Haha ahh I see. This made me chuckle. Good story!

[Anonymous]

While I was still with one of my exes four years back, I told him I was sexually harassed to keep it from looking like I was a easy. Thing is though, we ended on bad terms anyways, and I learned how extremely bad that was. Now, I tell my current boyfriend (of two years) anything AND everything! Because I know if he really loves me, he won't care what I did. And he doesn't care :) he only cares about who I am, and what I do in the present.

[anonasaurus]

"I would break my Xbox if it meant spending more time with you".

I still feel bad for lying to her.

[Anonymous]

I told her I rapped in the studio with my home boys.
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