Best pick up lines?

Best pick up lines you think would work well are?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • "If you were a booger I'd pick you first"
    "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could definitely see me in your pants"
    "Are you from Ireland? Cuz every time I see you my penis is dublin."
    "looking at your ass makes my bulba-saur."
    "When I look at you my metapod can't get harder."
    "Take a seat on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up"
    "Are you a farmer? Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock."
    For sake of brevity, lastly
    "how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the Ice! Hi i'm ____ what's your name?

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What Girls Said 1

  • Hi, I saw you and thought you looked pretty and really nice, can I get your number?

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