Once I was at six flags and this in line told me to smile and to be friendly. I yelled at him and he looked at me like I was crazy with two of his friends. I was so pissed a random guy was telling me this. Then after I told him off he got quiet and looked speechless.
the second was this lady at starbucks for assuming I cut her in line when i didn't. She was also speechless
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I used to be a bouncer, I've had to go off on strangers a bunch of times, haha. Drunk idiots always get me going. I've also had a few choice words for people telling me to turn my music down in my car, which isn't THAT loud, it's just usually rap, and rap freaks some people out for some reason. They wouldn't have said anything if it was another genre, guaranteed. Oh, and i actually pretty good one that was more of an almost-fight, but the kid was smallish, so he was obviously scared and I was hesitant to take it there too, just because there wasn't much to prove. I had the sharp-witted line of my life though, haha. Like normally I would have thought of it a half hour later on the way home and been like "DAMMIT, that's what I should have said..."😆 It was Halloween and this kid (in his very classy Duke University lacrosse uniform/costume, when there was a very publicized accusation by a stripper claiming she was gang-raped by Duke lax players😒) told the girl I was messing with that she was dressed like a slut. The kid was actually seeing one of her roommates, but he was a stranger to me. Anyway, she WAS very scantily clad, just basically a black bra and underwear or booty shorts or something, under a sheer nylon looking bodysuit or something like that, and then just black cat ears to legitimize it, haha. And that is why I love Halloween , haha. Whatever, she had an ABSURD body, so why not, right? Anyway, he said that, she starts crying, so I threw the kid up on a wall and put a scare into him. The funny line came because he was some bougie rich kid that went to Amherst College, a pretty prestigious school, and she went to Smith College, a respected all-girls college nearby. Meanwhile I went to UMass, a state party school, haha. Anyway, kid is jawing back and forth with this girl in the geekiest way possible, saying "you're just mad you couldn't get into Amherst and had to go to Smith!" Uhhh, ok, good one, Pointdexter..."😆 Anyway, in a rare moment where I said...0