I need someone to help me with a witty thing to say haha?

so me and this girl are talking and she says "do you prefer Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs or Steve Jobs" now I know the obvious thing I want hahaha but I need somethin witty to say and my mind just comes to the gutter hhaha


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Most Helpful Girl

  • say steve jobs.

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    • I went with this one because I figured she was going to expect me to say blow jobs or hand jobs.

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  • "I'm not sure. Give me one of each and I'll get back to you."

    "Would you prefer to eat out or be eaten out?"

    "Would you like for me to rub your back? Afterwards, I can rub your front!"

    "Do you remember when you invited me to pet your pussy? Do you by any chance have a cat?"

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  • Steve Jobs is dead. You know that don't you.

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  • Just be straight with her, because she won't expect it. she's expecting you to say something whitty.. so just say "Blow jobs..."

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  • One of these things is not like the other... That's the one you choose.

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