How do you explain to your SO that you've been gypsy-cursed into canibalism? Would he/she ever trust you with oral again?

Or are you off oral detail for permanent? 😢

  • that conjures *grizzly* images , and you should be ashamed!!
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  • isn't that just a ripoff of that old joke "whats yout definition of "trust"/on cannibal reveiving oral from another cannibal?
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  • the fuck did i just read?
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  • my auntie's a gypsy, i'll ask her...
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What Girls Said 4

  • Oh nooo no more oral... so bummed... darn... I'd send the person a thank you card.

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  • Well I would think everything is off limits with cannabilism.

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  • Quick! Find me a gypsy! Curse me with a cannibalism curse!

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  • what the hell?

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What Guys Said 3

  • As an actual gypsy I kind of take offense to this lol.

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    • Please don't curse me! I kinda like me the way I am! 😄

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    • Any good places to start for an arbitrarily curious person (as opposed to someone who has a specific reason to wonder, such as yourself...)

    • Not really sorry.

  • "Ripoff" is an interesting word choice to lead into a scenario of cannibal oral sex.

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  • No, because gypsy curses are not real.

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