What's the stupidest or pettyest thing anyone's ever left you over?

  • My secpnd toes are longer than my big toes...
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  • My breasts aren't symmetrical...
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  • One of my testicles hangs lower than the other two...
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  • Thought I was somebody famous at first (and fora *while*), and i disillusioned him/her... and i dont look even a *little* like said famous person...
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  • We had a disagreement over the metaphysical and philosophical rammifications of tater tots...
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  • I am god, and he/she was an atheist...
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  • Other
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Most Helpful Girl

  • They leave me or let me go peacefully when I don't allow them to control me. My relationships were like drive bys and I dodged countless bullets.

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    • Lol. I totally will 😁

    • Thanks for MHO:)

What Girls Said 7

  • I have never been left. I've only done the leaving. The reasons I've left a guy have included his becoming physically abusive and once I left a guy because he didn't talk to me.

    The his not talking to me was probably the dumbest reason. But we were 13 so you can't really expect to have a functional relationship at that age anyway so... yeah.

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  • I'm actually the one with the weird toes it's normal for people's second toe to be longer than their first but mines aren't so of course I think everyone else's looks weird... Would I leave someone over it? Of course not.

    Breast can't be exactly symetrical I mean as far as having one on each side yeah but them being the same size no considering we have a heart our left one is bigger or at least appears bigger than the right.

    But can't answer because I haven't been dumped.

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  • I'm a goddess, naturally. But real talk: he left because I refused to shave my vagina because I don't like the way it looks. Not a real loss. #ByeFelipe

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    • There were like three things I'd never heard before in only two sentences... Look at me all learnin' 'm shit...

  • I loved C XD

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  • ... I leave before being left ;)

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  • I dump someone because I got bored of him

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  • Man left me because my breasts were too small... idiot... grrr... and he met a bimbo with large watermelon like breasts

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    • He couldn't tell beforehand? Not that that's a good reason to like someone or not...

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    • I don't think so...

    • Down boy! *starts crackin' a whip* down!

What Guys Said 7

  • I got left because I don't believe in marriage.. I don't think it's petty at all though, but that's only the time someone left me for that very reason

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    • Well I don't believe in marriage either. It gets romanticized too much. The bitter reality as that we as a species are not very well equipped to share our life with a single partner.

    • Not to mention it can hold huge consequences when it leads to a divorce. And usually it's the guy getting the short end of the stick.

  • my toasticles... smell like french-toast... shall i worry?

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    • Find a girl who's hoo-hoo smells like maple syrup and you should be fine...

  • Penis size, though I don't consider that to be all that pity. Size matters, etc. It was an friends with benefits though. She loved it when I ate her out but once she met the little Remonster things quickly went downhill. :P

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    • Not all monsters are ogres and minotaurs... goblins and kobolds are (re) monsters too!

    • Hehehe. :)

  • wait.. "one of my testicles hangs lower than the OTHER TWO"?

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    • What? ...

    • I don't know, I only have two. I thought that was normal..

    • You only have two? 0_o cancer?

  • When I lost a nickel

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  • should i jelq or my boyfriend doesn't love me anymore how can i keep himxD

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  • She met a lawyer's son with a fancy open sports car.

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