Is anyone else here sexually attracted to chocolate?

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9mfeo Follow
Guru Age: 32 , mho 41%

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Isn't that an axe commercial? You're reaching Fenixx! I expected more of you. I am disappoint.

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- Asker
  
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  I don't even own a tv... Well... I *do*, but only because it was given to me... and even so, it's in storage!
  
  *dies a little inside*
  
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- 9mfeo
  
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  -disappointment intensifies-
  
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- Asker
  
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  *begins to die less littlely, and less internally*
  
  *withers like a flower in a microwave*
  
  *starts to look like that guy fromQuest for the Holy Frail*
  
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- 9mfeo
  
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  You're actually my favourite.
  
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- Asker
  
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  You're *my* favorite too... *death rattle*
  
  *falls over and breaks apart like mummified jerky*
  
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Neko_Chan Follow
Yoda Age: 36 , mho 54%

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...
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- Asker
  
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  The things I would do to that berry...
  
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- Neko_Chan
  
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  I almost didn't post it, because of it's sexual nature.
  
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- Asker
  
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  Lol... 😄
  
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crystalt70 Follow
Yoda Age: 43 , mho 56%

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https://youtu.be/-KT-r2vHeMM

How about sex AND chocolate? Yummmmm...

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- Asker
  
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  Nomnomnom! 😈😄
  
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- crystalt70
  
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  Lol.
  
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CheeseLoveWhiz Follow
Xper 7 Age: 29 , mho 40%

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I don't eat chocolate actually. Not fair that you would call me a liar haha I'm actually grossed out when a guy calls my skin chocolatey because I think chocolate is gross and bitter haha

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- Asker
  
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  I no call you liar... yet...
  
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- CheeseLoveWhiz
  
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  If a guy gets me chocolate on Valentines Day, I would break up with him because he obviously doesn't know me at all. That's how serious it is haha
  
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BellePepper Follow
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I'm allergic to chocolate so no. Zero sexual attraction :P

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- Asker
  
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  Ouch... how do you even- ... ...
  
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- BellePepper
  
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  LOL! I don't even miss it either XD
  
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- Asker
  
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  😐 ... ...
  
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- BellePepper
  
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  LMFAO!
  
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- Asker
  
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  How do you get through your days?
  
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- BellePepper
  
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  One chocolate-less moment at a time *poses dramatically*
  
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- 9mfeo
  
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  -gone with the wind voice- Belle, I do declare!
  
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- BellePepper
  
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  @9mfeo LOL! The dram right? XD
  
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- Asker
  
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  *Zephyam Cochran's statue pose*
  
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Bards Follow
Guru Age: 28

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Yeah after eating a SNEAKERS.. I am ready for some good old fashion rock against rock dancing

@ONYX277 GURL U KNOW WHAT I MEAAAN

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- Asker
  
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  Vienna sausage and dirt worms?
  
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- Bards
  
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  Omg no SNICKERS*
  
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- Onyx277
  
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  IMA STEAL ALL UR SNEAKERZ
  
  SUE ME
  
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- Asker
  
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  PROTECT THE SNEAKERS!!
  *starts stealing on armor that looks like something out of road warrior... Because I have that sort of thing handy... ... because I have that kind of time on my hands...*
  
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- Asker
  
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  *strapping on armor
  
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- Asker
  
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  😔... ...
  
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- Bards
  
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  DUDE DURING SUMMER VACATION YOUR SUPPOSE HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE ARMOUR. PREPARE THE SPEARS.
  
  @onyx277 THEY ARE ALL DIRTY SO IDC
  YOU GONNA NEED SOME GAIN DETERGENT
  
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- Asker
  
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  *Starts un-racking grenade spears out of his trunk* ... a lot of time...
  
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- Bards
  
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  are those legal? o_o
  
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- Asker
  
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  9_0 ... 0_6 ... ... Yes?
  
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- Onyx277
  
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  AND FABRIC SOFTNER
  
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lemonlimetime Follow
Explorer Age: 23 , mho 34%

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Well... I want to shove it down my throat... so yes!

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- Asker
  
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  Don't kill yourself, but no chocolate is safe within arms-reach of me. So I totally understand the sentiment 😄
  
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existing_not_living Follow
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Well, if it's a nice, big, made to share crunch bar, then yes, I am.

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mooky06 Follow
Master Age: 30 , mho 45%

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If it's body chocolate and used on a partner, yes 😁

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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Of course
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- Bards
  
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  HAHHA YES
  
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chocolateismylover Follow
Master Age: 30

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Lmao !

Nope, not at all.

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- Asker
  
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  ... ... ... ... I don't... I don't *believe* you... ...
  
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- chocolateismylover
  
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  I can see why but I'm being honest lol
  
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- Asker
  
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  You have warped my fragile little mind...
  
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- chocolateismylover
  
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  Mwah ha ha !
  
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- Asker
  
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  You make me sad 😢
  
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CourtJester Follow
Yoda Age: 29

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Do you even need to ask? Om nom nom nom

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Anonymous
(30-35)

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I do want it in my mouth, so yes I am.

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Michael_Rc46 Follow
Yoda Age: 26

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I ready have two chocolate bars preggos

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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#chocorgasm

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Krushhbrownies Follow
Guru Age: 29

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what the ---

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Xelebrum Follow
Yoda Age: 28 , mho 32%

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I hate chocolate :|

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- Asker
  
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  You're a liar, sir..
  
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- Xelebrum
  
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  Nope, I am not lying. I hate chocolate, and I also hate caramel.
  
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- Asker
  
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  ... ... ... You're a liar, sir...
  
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- Xelebrum
  
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  Honestly, I wish I was lying. I feel a little alienated every time I tell someone that I don't like chocolate and caramel, especially at parties. Most of the time I can never eat the cake because it's chocolate :( #teardropsonmyguitar
  
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- Asker
  
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  ... ... ... ... What makes you lie? 😐
  
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- BellePepper
  
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  Lmfao! And the award for best hashtag goes to!
  
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- Bards
  
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  Demon child.
  
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- Xelebrum
  
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  @Bards Hey now, there's no need for name-calling. After all, I don't dislike ALL chocolate... ;) lmao
  
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- Bards
  
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  OMFG PLS LMAO 😆
  
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- Xelebrum
  
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  @Bards BBY PLS LUV MEH :(
  
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