What super powers would your ideal SO have?

  • Elastic body; could always reach the high cabinets
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  • Telepathy; would always know what you meant by that
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  • Pyrokinesis; ... because that would be awesome...
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  • Flight; because fuck carpooling
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  • Why do you persist, Fenixx?
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  • Other
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  • Flight because with telepathy she'd always be likely to hear "you make me sick, you goofy bitch" whenever I was in a situation where I had to enact self-censorship, and would always hear "ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass" when she was talking as I stared at her arse.

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    • 😨 You could have just thought "ass for days". It would have saved you some time and brain power.

    • Meh, I might as well make the most of the time being wasted listening to her pointless story, innit!

What Girls Said 9

  • I don't know flying sounds p convenient

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    • It really really does... No more freeways, or waiting for elevators...

    • Belle, Come pick me up! Lol.

  • Um hello fire balls lobbed at my enemies. Ultimate chaos and destruction. 😈😈😈

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    • Death, chaos, and destruction...
      What else does a girl need?

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    • Ooooo. I want a sexy car! I'm mostly a truck kinda girl, so I will settle for one of those.

    • Generally being pretty, expensive and with far more horsepower than absolutely necessary.

  • Flight sounds cool. And pyrokinesis as well ahah

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  • Elastic body. 5'2" ain't gonna get me nowhere so I might as well have a guy who can get up there for me.

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  • I chose telepathy. That would just be cool. I won't even have to say a word, cuz he just knows as soon as I think it. I do want to be able to have a mental shield, though. Some things just don't need to be transmitted.

    I'm 5'0 tall and am quite used to finding ways to reach things.

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  • My boyfriend has already stated he would want to control time. Which would be badass.

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    • What do you even use that for?

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    • If you need more time to study for college, a project, etc. you can just stop time to do that. That or if your waiting for something that will take a while you just speed up time.

    • Ah! That makes sense...

  • Flying is SO ROMANTIC AND SCARY

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  • bahaha @MarkyyG123 flight would be cool :")

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    • Yesssssssssssss!!! I could go with that one haha then I"d literally just drop from the sky to see you haha :")

  • Pyrokinesis, to always make things hot in the bedroom ;)

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What Guys Said 8

  • Flight would be theoretically interesting, but she'd probably end up like that crazy bitch from the exorcist sitting on the ceiling projectile vomiting all over the place when she was on her period.

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  • A prehensile pussy that could do all the work for me

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  • Teleportation.

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    • Hey, Ya, better is better... Why didn't I think of tgat?

  • I think shape shifting would be awesome

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  • Definitely none of these:1.bp.blogspot.com/.../superpowers.gif

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  • The ability to rewind time 😌

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  • Elastic body, for reasons that I would rather not explain.

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    • I knew there'd be at least one 😊

    • It's not related to sex.

    • I don't believe you...

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