Am I the only guy who isn't attracted to butts?

[Anonymous]

I just don't see the big deal, a butt is a butt.

[Anonymous]

I doubt it. Some guys like butts, while others are into boobs, legs, tummies, etc.

I think toned butts are amazing, haha. Here are some butt pictures from google that may or may not change your mind.
https://i.imgur.com/7fddpDe.jpg
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[AleDeEurope]

Give me those butts before a huge one like Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj.
Nothing beats a toned butt.

[Qtgirl179]

Some people prefer boobs other butts it doesn't really matter it's just personal preference, could you answer my last question please

[MissNowhere]

Yeah, you're the only guy in the world who isn't attracted to butts. Congratulations, you win nothing.

[Asker]

You're mean.

[MissNowhere]

xoxo

[GhostChips]

Omg 😂

[Asker]

What do you want?

[MissNowhere]

A million dollars and a puppy.

[Asker]

Not you bitch!

[MissNowhere]

;( feelings r hurt

[Asker]

Well, Karma is a bitch!

[Asker]

You're gonna apologize to me or I'm not gonna stop!

[MissNowhere]

what's your problem, hun?

[Asker]

You hurt my feelings with your post!

[MissNowhere]

why? 😂😂😂

[MissNowhere]

ok, I'm gonna correct that

YOU WIN A COOKIE

[Asker]

You're mocking me! Are you disrespectful?

[MissNowhere]

I'm respectful AF.

[cinderelli]

Omg.. 😂😂😂 a good morning laugh for me.. thanks @MissNowhere..

[MissNowhere]

haha np good morning @cinderelli !! 😄

[Asker]

I want an apology!

[MissNowhere]

I deeply apologize, you win a cookie.

BETTER?

[Asker]

No!!! I want an apology!

[Asker]

Oh, alright fine.

[zorro8888]

I wish I could upvote this more!! lol

[dangerDoge]

LOL this post 😂
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*upvotes*

[MissNowhere]

That was an apology x_x

Look @zorro8888 someone wants to go gay for you! 😌

[MissNowhere]

@dangerDoge haha I made that boy mad 😱 oops!

[zorro8888]

@Asker No thanks buddy, I'm sure you meant well xD

@OP Why won't he accept your genuine apology haha

[Asker]

I accepted but you still wanna piss me off!

[MissNowhere]

@zorro8888 cookie isn't enough for him I guess :(

[dangerDoge]

But you gave out a free cookie! Not even I have any cookies 😢

[Asker]

I accepted but you're still trying to piss me off!!!

[MissNowhere]

@dangerDoge Exactly! My precious cookies 😢 He's so unappreciative, obviously wasn't raised well!

[zorro8888]

Because you half-assed it!! Any real apology comes with cake and ice cream!
Come on bud, I taught you better :P

[MissNowhere]

@zorro8888 But... but... my cookies are MAGICAL

[Asker]

Not when they come from a disrespectful pig!

[zorro8888]

MAGICAL you say?
Uhh how come I've never been offered these cookies? :(

[MissNowhere]

@zorro8888 Your time will come my friend, your time will come!

[Asker]

Cause she uses you.

[zorro8888]

Wait before I go crazy... what kind of cookies are we talking about?

[dangerDoge]

Aww I see you are playing favorites with who you give magical cookies out to :(

[Asker]

Please GTFO!

[ClariceOwen23]

I'm dying here reading this conversation 😂 😂 😂

[MissNowhere]

@zorro8888 It's TOP SECRET
@dangerDoge You're definitely near the front of the line to get them! 😇 So, worry not, my friend.

[Asker]

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

[zorro8888]

Oh oh he's getting angry!!
You won't like him when he's angry LOL!

[MissNowhere]

@zorro8888 Ohh my, a volcano is about to erupt! 😱 What am I gonna doooooo? !

[zorro8888]

Tell him you don't like butts either!! It's only way he won't feel alone in the world! D:

[dangerDoge]

Sweet 😆
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[MissNowhere]

@zorro8888 you're right! 😧

asker, I HATE BUTTS WITH A PASSION, THEY'RE SO GROSS, YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

[Asker]

Sobs This was supposed to be serious...

[MissNowhere]

This IS serious to the max.

[cinderelli]

Did someone say cookies 🍪😋😋😋💓

[MissNowhere]

@cinderelli ooh la la the cookie monster is here!

[cinderelli]

Hand over the cookies.. 😁😁😎

[MissNowhere]

@cinderelli be patient darling ❤

[cinderelli]

I can't.. you said they are MAGICAL.. 😂😂

[MissNowhere]

@cinderelli breathe... just breathe... your time will come too!

[cinderelli]

Hahaha.. can't believe asker doesn't want your cookies.. 😂😂

[MissNowhere]

@cinderelli I KNOW RIGHT? no idea how's that possible

[Mistnigqa808]

Yup cuz booty is love and booty is life www.beniceorleavethanks.com/.../...iffing-butt.gif I be telling all of the girls this "let me see what that thing smell like" (song name) @gapminder #BetUncutMoment lololol

[Sexualchrist]

I don't believe you are the only one.

Not because there are others but because everyone who claims not to like sexy butts is just in denial.

[Asker]

What's so sexy about where someone craps?

[Sexualchrist]

It isn't the hole which is attractive, it's the shape of the gluteus maximus and obvious gluteus medius.

When healthy, they're easy on the eye which often means signs of fitness, health and fertility.
It's all biology that's why I say anyone who doesn't find sexy butts hot is just in complete denial with themselves.

[Sexualchrist]

*obviously*

[Asker]

Yeah but crap still comes out their butt, I can't find that attractive.

[Sexualchrist]

You're missing the point, its not about the crap or the hole.
The butt is really more part of the legs.

I don't think you don't find butts attractive, my analysis of you is that you have a strong aversion to shit which causes you to supress your sexual instincts. See a psycho analyst.

[Asker]

I'm not attracted to butts! Fine don't believe me I don't care anymore!

[Sexualchrist]

Typical response of someone going through an intense phase of denial. It will pass. In time. So don't worry about it.

However, people with one problem have an above average chance of having others so I suggest seeing a psychologist. Not specifically about this at first, but to talk through what's going on in your life at the moment.

[Anonymous]

No, you aren't the only one. I too am not attracted to butt, or boobs (because they're just organs used to feed the woman's kids). I'm more of a face and personality guy!

[CourtJester]

Heresy I tell you, heresy!!! Banned this heretic from this holy ground of gag!!!

[Anonymous]

I honestly don't get the appeal to butts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg

[Bards]

Amazing

[cinderelli]

I don't get this.. 😕

[PiuBelloAmante]

i like butts, but i am not crazy about them
all this booty worship is ridiculous!

[Prof_Don]

I must say, the older I get, the more of a breasts guy I become! ;-)

[smahala1991]

No, Butts and Boobs aren't always everything. Even though they are nice, they don't make up the person like a good personality, and pretty face does

[Anonymous]

You are not the only guy. Some men are boob men. Some are ass men. Don't think you are special

[Asker]

Who said I thought that? Damn I'm getting pissed.

[Anonymous]

Yes I think so. I love female butts. The booty is important.

[gapminder]

Indeed, they are for sitting and pooping.

[DarkHumorRUs]

Probably yes.

[KiwiKiwiKiwi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol