What's the best thing about dating/marrying a cannibal?

  • No more annoying neighbors, PTA meetings, etc...
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  • S/he wouldn't be squeemish about putting any part of your body in his/her mouth (though *you* might do well to be a little concerned...)
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  • No messy breakups/divorces, just call the police and away s/he goes...
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  • That's vile, why would you even post this?
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  • Other..
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Most Helpful Girl

  • At least I won't have to worry about begging/demanding to be "eaten". 😁😆😲😒

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What Girls Said 7

  • How convenient.

    You're disturbingly enamoured with cannibalism, my love.

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    • Cannibalism is never something anyone ever "dabbled" in...

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    • I don't remember. Ask clarisa.

    • Some aunt and uncle *we* turned out to be 😄

  • This is so vile...

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  • The best thing is that you can get to know him to get proof and report him to the police

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    • What if you never found any proof?

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    • Ya, I'd still call the police then

      Would you spend more time with that person, scared of being killed?

    • He hasn't hurt you so far...

  • well i won't get a chance to find out...

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  • You've been watching Hannibal a bit too much, it seems.

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    • I just heard (on this post, actually) that's a series now?

    • Yes, it is. A pretty good one, by the way. Too bad it's already been cancelled.

    • Awwwww 😢

  • Um... This is funny but weird at the same time.

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  • I thought this was going to be a dirty joke about knowing they'll never have a problem eating you out tbh xD

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