I have heard it all with every writing on the wall and probably true because with a nice smile and a friendly Outlook, I Can... Cook. However, @apexalpha I never had this done to me, where one day this black guy followed me to the nearby Chinese variety store, on his way next to me Saying Here: "I am going to buy you something special, what would you like?" Good luck. xx
Okay, this one girl got me good. I was sooooo embarrassed that I fell for it and my boyfriend was so uncomfortable. Me: *is about to sit down on the floor to join the convo* Her: Wait, you have something on your butt! Me: omg! *checks butt frantically, pats butt* Her: It looks like you sat in like... sugar or something because... you've got a sweet ass!
''Are you winter? 'Cause you'll be coming soon'' xD I have to admit I found it hilarious but was kinda creeped out at the same time. Usually though, guys use my dog as a backup plan to try and talk to me. They say something along the lines of ''That's a beautiful dog you have. Not as beautiful as his owner though''. :')