What is the best comeback to the question "why are you still single?"?

And give votes to the opinions you like. MHO will be given to the one with either the most votes or the opinion I deem to be most interesting and most effective on shutting people up


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What Guys Said 12

  • "Because, I keep meeting people like you!"

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  • "Im enjoying my freedom " #DramaFree

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  • "Asking people that won't get you laid, you know"

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  • Too Fabulous

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  • Just say "Are you still annoying?" and walk away

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  • My reply, "because I choose to be". And leave it at that.

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  • I haven't found the right one

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  • Just say you like dicks to much to be tied down to just one.

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  • "I haven't found the right girl/guy yet"

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    • That's not exactly a comeback.

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    • Then just say that "it's my life not yours so back off"

    • Lol I or a better idea. I'd just start singing "it's my liiiiife" while walking away

  • Because people have choices and I choose to remain single.

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  • "Because I'm too busy having sex with a different guy every day."

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  • Because I have self-respect.

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What Girls Said 8

  • I have fallin love with myself that I forgot that I really was single! I am indeed taken by me!

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  • Haven't kissed the right frog yet.

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  • I would just say because I don't have a boyfriend.

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  • Because I don't need another person to feel happy.

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  • Because I enjoy it.

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  • It's actually a legitimate question, especially if you ask girls. It's pretty easy for us girls to find a boyfriend in general, so most often it's simply because of high standards. But you never know.

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    • Yeah if you lol good. If you don't, then don't even bother asking

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    • Yeah but at least it's something. Something denied to some men.

    • @scrambledagain feeling "used" is something? Again, men and women think differently here.

  • I always just say "Who knows? Why, do you know somebody interesting?" If it's a nice person, anyway. Or I joke that I'm a hermit and the right pizza guy hadn't come along yet.

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  • Just say: do you have any suggestions? Or dont worry I'll get 20 cats

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